I think I know what's up with Idol.

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Tubsters can run. I can sprint even, probably faster than you or Idol.

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Less than 10 yards doesn't count.

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You need any investment advice on that inheritance.
My rates are high and it isn't even my field. But fuck it, I'll have a go.

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As long as you leave me enough so I can avoid having to work another day in my life then I'm fine with anything.
Actually leave me enough to live on plus this.

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hawt :smilie4:

Okay just send me all your money, I'll take out my expenses, buy that chick for a night and direct her to Toronto, divide the remaining money by the number of weeks you have left to live and send you an allowance each week til you're supposed to die.

Ffs. This is easy.
It looks like I was right to be a condescending cawk in each and every correspondence I'm forced to endure with financial advisers.

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Tubsters can run. I can sprint even, probably faster than you or Idol.

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Less than 10 yards doesn't count.

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It does if we're less than 10 yards from a refrigerator.

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Tubsters can run. I can sprint even, probably faster than you or Idol.

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Less than 10 yards doesn't count.

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Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

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Okay just send me all your money, I'll take out my expenses, buy that chick for a night and direct her to Toronto, divide the remaining money by the number of weeks you have left to live and send you an allowance each week til you're supposed to die.

Ffs. This is easy.
It looks like I was right to be a condescending cawk in each and every correspondence I'm forced to endure with financial advisers.

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Alright, now try to do that for about 20 other people without dipping in past agreed values.

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As long as you leave me enough so I can avoid having to work another day in my life then I'm fine with anything.
Actually leave me enough to live on plus this.

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hawt :smilie4:

Okay just send me all your money, I'll take out my expenses, buy that chick for a night and direct her to Toronto, divide the remaining money by the number of weeks you have left to live and send you an allowance each week til you're supposed to die.

Ffs. This is easy.
It looks like I was right to be a condescending cawk in each and every correspondence I'm forced to endure with financial advisers.

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OK but can I have the allowance in pirate gold.
Also I've never done this before so am I suppose to tip you?

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Less than 10 yards doesn't count.

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Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

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I don't know why, but after I got older I started to have urges to race when I'm drunk. There is a story of when we all got wasted at our friend's house say 4 years ago, I started racing their cars, on foot. Miraculously, no one recalled me throwing up that night. I think I won to at least 10 yards in each case.

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Less than 10 yards doesn't count.

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Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

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I imagine Mary treats people in real life the same way he does here and regularly needs to outrun someone.

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Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

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I imagine Mary treats people in real life the same way he does here and regularly needs to outrun chase after someone.

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hawt :smilie4:

Okay just send me all your money, I'll take out my expenses, buy that chick for a night and direct her to Toronto, divide the remaining money by the number of weeks you have left to live and send you an allowance each week til you're supposed to die.

Ffs. This is easy.
It looks like I was right to be a condescending cawk in each and every correspondence I'm forced to endure with financial advisers.

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OK but can I have the allowance in pirate gold.
Also I've never done this before so am I suppose to tip you?

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Nah, I always overcharge everyone just in case they have any Scottish ancestry.