Biggist Spam Threat In The World

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."

"I drink to make other people interesting."

"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop."

To see the illusion, you need to stare intently at the black dot in the centre of the image and move your head toward then away from the screen...
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Here's and easy little test for you. Just count how many black dots you can see...
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Stare intently at the black dot in the centre of this image and watch the grey shadow disappear...
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See this image appear to shimmer as you look at it? If that's not enough follow the ridge around the circle and watch it change into a groove...
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