Originally Posted by Sparsely
Europe is full of smelly goat-like people who seem to think that they have a superior sense of geography simply because their continent consists of about 1000 tiny countries all mashed together and divided only over which type of tea they prefer.
They also often insist that their particular dialect of the English language is the only "correct" one, and will take the opportunity express some sort of intellectual superiority because they enjoy embracing colloquialisms rather than having a dynamic language.
Hell, at least Americans are ashamed of our inbreds, hiding them all in the deep South, you guys give em thrones and send thier monkey-children to costume parties in outrageous attire.
Not to mention that celebrity worship is about 10x what it is in America, at least our journalists don't run our dignitaries into ditches on the highway just to try to get a glimpse of her new eyeshadow, or of her text-messaging some football bloke.
There, happy now? :D
sparsely runs off in fear