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The "yeehaw" section with 600lb women struggling to breath.
What would you do without Walmart?
Probably cancel my YouTube subscription. (Best content on there.) ;)
How many are actually dead in an average U.S.A. cemetery?
"Only you..."... what an IQ! I was laughing so hard I thought of you and that somewhat misogynistic song by the Platters. :clap:
(Remember don't get any perverted ideas.... and no I repeat NO! you can't hold my hand. 'nuff said.) :alien:
All of them.
Have you ever been to the Isle of Man?
I always sniff spirits before I drink them. Have you not heard of the date rape drug?
Do people only think of sex all the time?
no, but it sure beats being board. (Notice the subtle jest at masturbation.)
Why are Softballs hard?
they are hard, it is only the outer layer that is soft.
Why does a crab walk 'sideways'?
Because that's the way their legs bend. Muscles work in pairs. A muscle can only retract, or pull; to lengthen again it must relax and be pulled back by another antagonistic muscle, BUT... I believe its because their cousins the lobsters walk straight and being undersea denizens like their cousins strive to be different, but not snobbish. (For a more visual of this please see or reference "The Little Mermaid" by Disney®)
Why do people sometimes say "it's raining cats & dogs out"?
This is one of the best explanations I can find:-
You've heard of thatch roofs, well that's all they were. Thick straw, piled high, with no wood underneath. They were the only place for the little animals to get warm. So all the pets; dogs, cats and other small animals, mice, rats, bugs, all lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery so sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Thus the saying, "it's raining cats and dogs."
Why does ice form on the top of the water when that is the warmest area of water?
Air temperature at surface. (colder there)
Why do water temperatures decline so rapidly the deeper you go?
(I liked that answer bigboab!) :alien:
cold water is denser than hot water therefore sinks to the bottom.
When does a stream become a river?
It all depends on who calls it what! (Some may say little stream or BIG river... just a case of semantics.)
When does a pond become a lake?
when it takes up an area over 5 hectares, some say 8 hectares.
can earphones cause deafness?
no, but loud enough sounds can.
Do cows chew their own cud?
Cud - Food regurgitated from the first stomach to the mouth of a ruminant and chewed again. It is also used to mean going on about the same thing over and over again. A bit like me.
Will China eventually take over the world?
no (but perhaps they made a dent for a bit of a trade deficit.)
What do you need to cut a tree down in Monty Python's Holy Grail?
ARTHUR: Cut down a tree with a herring?
Which famous singer was banished from the USA because of the communist witch hunt?
Danny Kaye? (I don't really know)
Who will be in the Super Bowl?
It was Paul Robeson singer and political activist.
A large helping of cornflakes?( I don't know because I don't stay in the colonies :rolleyes: )
What direction do you travel from the south pole to Barbadoes?
Thank you... first heard that at Disneyland (Original) in '62... been singing it ever since.. beautiful song! (Aquatic Farmer Here) :)
Correct! (Although I'm rooting for Frosted Flakes... They're Grrreeeeaaat!) :)
Answer..
North
(Mother was born in Barbados, was raised in a convent in Trinidad.)
(Then she was abducted by my father.) :alien:
Your question is?
42
How did the earth get it's name ?
I don't know. The name "Earth" is derived from both English and German words, 'eor(th)e/ertha' and 'erde', respectively, which mean ground. Why not water, there is more of that. Why it was not called after a god I do not know.
Where is east and west only inches apart?
Everywhere
What... is another word for a man of iron?
welder
Why is there no record of the childhood of Jesus?
They didn't have phonographs yet.
Why is frankincense so expensive?
because they keep resin the price.
Can you get 'chin and chest' shampoo for people with beards?
I've seen something like that applied to a few porn starlets... :whistling
Why is it that so called "energy" bars won't power my flashlight?
Its too costly to get a flashlight onto Mars.
Where is the worlds lowest building?
Probably 42nd street NYC, but I've been in a few real low dives in Bangkok. (...or same place it was yesterday.)
Where is the worlds tallest building?
Downtown Dubai
What is the richest bank in the world?
Fannie Mae (United States)
What can you buy with it?
depends how much it costs.
Do you need a TV licence where you live?
No, just an .nzb file.
Is Dyson a UK based vacuum company?
I think it has moved to Asia. We can't have a successful company in the UK, workers might ask for a living wage.
Should all dogs be muzled in public?
(I thought they may have, but they work great.) :)
No, but in some cases they may have a tendency to bite. (Some I heard can turn vicious by a certain smell or site, though I have not witnessed this phenomenon personally.)
Should all cats (house or feral) be spayed?
Fish. I don't like his music.
Where is the centre of attention?