Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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Originally Posted by Skiz

Women's Brit team is looking like shit. This first goal a player watched the ball go by. The second, a player in the wall moved out of the way so the ball was able to get through. :dabs:

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Posting it twice isn't going to make anyone care about women's puntsphere.
Apart from Canadians, maybe, since it appears they're shite at other Olympic disciplines.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by manker

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Sometimes with stuff, I feel like I'll get it if I just ponder a while longer or re-read it.
In this case I know that there is absolutely no chance of me ever understanding what it is you intend to convey without hints.

Could you please expound?
Oh and also; subsequently fucking die in a pool of aids because of the Fred spoiler which was actually true, salad breath.

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Please.

You're conversing with a fellow who flings commas willy-nilly, like they were worms slapped across a sentence.

Still, he's come a long way.

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I like to think we can humanise the wanton punctuation abusers by means of patient example.
Like you say, Idol's made great strides and that's due in no small part to champions of the squiggle such as your good self.

Nobody else understands Americans except Americans.

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Originally Posted by Alien5

Nobody here can understand American except them.

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Most people can understand Americans, Allen. They communicate using nary a nuance nor allegory device.
You're just a bit thick :)

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by chalice

Please.

You're conversing with a fellow who flings commas willy-nilly, like they were worms slapped across a sentence.

Still, he's come a long way.

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I like to think we can humanise the wanton punctuation abusers by means of patient example.
Like you say, Idol's made great strides and that's due in no small part to champions of the squiggle such as your good self.

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I don't see it as a squiggle. That suggests movement when there is none. I favour a vision of a frigid maggot.

I wouldn't expect an American to understand it.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by manker

I like to think we can humanise the wanton punctuation abusers by means of patient example.
Like you say, Idol's made great strides and that's due in no small part to champions of the squiggle such as your good self.

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I don't see it as a squiggle. That suggests movement when there is none. I favour a vision of a frigid maggot.

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Properly implemented punctuation can oft make words vibrant with life, you cloven-footed moth lord.

You've been reading poetry again, haven't you. I can tell. It blinds you to the true purpose of the written word.

If I ever catch a child of mine reading poetry, I'll spangle them with vigour before locking them in the airing cupboard with only sonnets for company.
And poetry if it transpires that sonnets aren't poetry.

I've never cared to find out :snooty:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by chalice

I don't see it as a squiggle. That suggests movement when there is none. I favour a vision of a frigid maggot.

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Properly implemented punctuation can oft make words vibrant with life, you cloven-footed moth lord.

You've been reading poetry again, haven't you. I can tell. It blinds you to the true purpose of the written word.

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Not especially, but you're just as purple as purple propounds itself to be, my elf-tongued associate.

Sometimes you're like a modern day war poet without the inconvenience of war, but with all the tragedy it musters.

Try as you may you'll never escape the horror, comrade. You are a poet, and poetry is you. This contains all the trench foot and hilarious dancing gait you'll ever need.

Ducking arising