I think I know what's up with Idol.

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I imagine Mary treats people in real life the same way he does here and regularly needs to outrun chase after someone as long as going more than 10 yards isn't required..

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Either Mary raced a chain gang or the black kids just wanted him to go away quickly and suggested a race.

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I don't know why, but after I got older I started to have urges to race when I'm drunk. There is a story of when we all got wasted at our friend's house say 4 years ago, I started racing their cars, on foot. Miraculously, no one recalled me throwing up that night. I think I won to at least 10 yards in each case.

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Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.

Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

Imagine how fat Mary would be if she stopped smoking :o

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I don't know why, but after I got older I started to have urges to race when I'm drunk. There is a story of when we all got wasted at our friend's house say 4 years ago, I started racing their cars, on foot. Miraculously, no one recalled me throwing up that night. I think I won to at least 10 yards in each case.

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Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.

Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

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Have you snapped any arms like they were twigs?

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Imagine how fat Mary would be if she stopped smoking :o

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No if it's alright with you I'd rather not have that particular image in my mind.

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Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.

Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

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Quite possible, it's just one of those things that come out during my transformation. It's also the only time I become a horny guy, since apparently I must let go of all my psychological baggage. So there I am, furiously sprinting and slamming my cock into orifices, that's me when I'm drunk. If you put us together with some of that babycham, you might end up giving me a forceful hand job before you knew what happened.

^ new mental image above

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Imagine how fat Mary would be if she stopped smoking :o

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No if it's alright with you I'd rather not have that particular image in my mind.

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Brass Eye taught me, and many people around my age in the UK, how to appreciate irony and use it to highlight ignorance.
This was before 4chan and even the internets as a ubiquitous influence.

Hence it's exactly what you're talking about with people using AIDS in the context of immediate transference.
Surprisingly enough, mister scientist, you're not the only person to appreciate the contrasting nuances of HIV and AIDS.

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It also taught us it was ok to laugh at AIDS.

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Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.

Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

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I wondered why I hadn't seen Crabgirl and Squeeky around for so long.

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And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

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I wondered why I hadn't seen Crabgirl and Squeeky around for so long.

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Rather, I think they were probably 12 year old Romanians. I'm venturing neither of those two wanted to experience the awkwardness of the situation. Ethnicities mixed below to preserve internet anonymity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hA8Y52jVuA

Also, I wouldn't have gotten the point if one of them didn't have "girl" in the name.

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And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:

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I wondered why I hadn't seen Crabgirl and Squeeky around for so long.

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One of them was Crabgirl :pinch:

The other was the forum poet :smilie4:

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Skweeky would kick my ass, have you seen the size of her recently :ermm: