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You'd be negative too, if you had to walk around looking like Sarah Jessica Parker all the time...Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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Originally Posted by bigboab
Why are horses such negative animals?
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Why do monkeys fling poop & masturbate so much?
Good gawd she's fugly.Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Skip to 0:30.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...uiQc8d97s#t=31
Because they can.Quote:
Why do monkeys fling poop & masturbate so much?
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What's your favorite of the deadly sins?
Morgan Freeman, of course. He's the deadliest sin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8m69o_1PoQ
What's that smell?
Your potty needs to be emptied
where did I leave my hearing aid, glasses etc?
The hooker stole them along with your wallet. :P
What's for dinner?
depends how much I make begging.
Is Kentucky still a dry state?
Actually no, it rained there yesterday.
What North American U.S. state is the southern most and what city makes that claim?
Mexico.
...do they have "cities" there, or just old wooden buildings, tumbleweeds, and unnamed strangers passing through? :unsure:
they are building cities for the days when gringos start heading south.
Where is the land of milk and honey?
Wherever a cow lands with a bee hive up it's butt.
How much success is too much success?
nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth
Why must we get old?
We haven't found the fountain of youth. (Yet!) :)
How does one deal with skin wrinkles?
iron them out or get fatter
do you believe everything the doctor tells you?
Only Doctor Who.
What is the worst kind of friend?
A So Called Friend
What is the most popular breakfast?
cereal
how long does an apprenticeship last?
These days, through one's whole "career".
What's the best diet?
Mediterranean (For lowering cholesterol... WORKS!) :)
Diet or Statins (High Cholesterol Lowering Medications)?
statins
public or private swimming pool?
Hi, what a great site.
(They... BREED!)Quote:
Originally Posted by madtom
private (...something about the one eye in the middle of my forehead....)
wading or diving?
wading
skis or toboggan?
toboggan (so you can sit)
What thread is this? (I'm very disoriented today.) :(
So was I.:lol:
Why does everyone move to Florida in the winter?
The Disney® thing and perhaps maybe the weather.
Why do many people have summer homes in Canada?
Some'r homes; most are cabins...Quote:
Originally Posted by Stehle
Where is the worst place to own a home?
When it's mobile.
R U a Trekkie?
Yes (...even spelled Trekkie right!)
What color shirt don't you want to wear on a "away team"?
red
where do you go to get peace and quiet?
toilet (I call it the office)
Ever met a Ringer? (Ringer - is recent coinage for a fan of The Lord of the Rings somewhat in the same line as fanboys, fangirls, otaku, and Trekkies...)[from lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Fandom]
no
Where can I find peace and quiet?
In a coffin. (...at a funeral parlor of course.)
Why do we watch The Olympics?
because it is better than listening to the radio,
why is electricity invisible?
If it were visible... that in in itself would be shocking. (Actually it is... can't YOU see it?)
Why does a compasse's dial always point north?
Because it is a VERY linear thinker. *guff Gauss*
Why does time go so quickly during fun, but goes soooo slow when life sucks?
because when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
Because were not idiots. (like some people I know)
How many time do you need to repeat something before you learn from it?
Judging from his post count, at least 514.
Why aren't people created equal?
They are, but their actions through out their lives may cause differences.
Why do we need rules?
Rules make governments, corporations, and management-types feel important.
We wouldn't want to hurt their sense of worth, would we?