Miracles do happen (TV, PTM, PTN, FTN, ... drop from the sky from time to time)

I am here!

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Originally Posted by QPD

I am here!

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Where? :D

Right here...10 inches away from your post!

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Originally Posted by QPD

Right here...10 inches away from your post!

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What's in the way?

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Originally Posted by ringhunter

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Originally Posted by QPD

Right here...10 inches away from your post!

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What's in the way?

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My penis, but I moved it so it's all good now. :D

lol

:lol:

1500th reply is just around the corner...

babby won ?

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Originally Posted by The_Martinator

1500th reply is just around the corner...

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:w00t:

10 to go

thread is growing very fast. :)

this is the mega spam thread

no spam...just bumps!!!
:fst:

I know what this thread needs... some jokes! :yup:

hey...I have my own thread fur that ! :ermm:

1497

1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
(A) Ask your mother.

2) How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
(A) Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore
(A) A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you.

4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off
(A) Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
(A) A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

What do memory and your ass have in common? That if I kick your ass you'll never forget about me. :lol:

/me leaves the door open for the 1500th poster, probably QPD :happy:

1500!! whooohooo ftn plz

FTN is for the 10000th poster. ;)

FTN will go to babby..if still alive by then!

If you manage to get another invite after that don't you forget about me. :w00t:

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Originally Posted by anon-sbi

FTN is for the 10000th poster. ;)

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Hopefully by then people here will get a clue that it's just another 0day site - better than some ,not as good as others .
No offense to anyone at FTN intended.

you won;t take it anyhow... :ermm: you refused it once...

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Originally Posted by QPD

you refused it once...

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I have learnt from my mistakes. :lol:

What's given to the 9001st poster?

me too !

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Originally Posted by ringhunter

What's given to the 9001st poster?

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The (im)possibility to also post #9002
:huh:

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Originally Posted by ringhunter

What's given to the 9001st poster?

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An entry in the database. :happy:

g'd morning my peaceful warriors!! nothing like sipping some coffee and listening to Noel Sanger mix CD!! :coffee: So yah I was thinking, I already threw out a lightning bolt miracle, but the rain storm is still going, I gots a few TL & RevTT raindrops around here. If you wanna catch those drops on yer tongue then let me know yo! Alright, I need to finish filling out my passport application! har har har!!! :geptard:

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Originally Posted by anon-sbi

ftn is for the 10000000000th poster. ;)

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:happy:

A Manager would need to close this and restart the thread by then. :O

in a couple of years, we'll be there!

Don't lose hope, QPD. I'm sure we can do it in days' time, if not hours. Now where is that darn spam bot on my hard drive. :(

No need for script...I am here!

QPD 7/24 online. :)

8/25!

And I am here 7/12 to cover any downtime QPD may have!

And I guess I'm here to enjoy your uptimes. :unsure:

QPD's provider promised me 99.9% uptime. We should be covered, anon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth_of_the_nines

I want 99.999% or will leave. :snooty: