Re: I think I know what's up with Idol.
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Did you tell them that you are faster than black kids and when they weren't impressed, tell them that you could beat their car or something.
Also, what's it about you and cars when you're pished.
And also; I get arm-wrestle urges when I've had a few babychams. I've beaten at least two forum members and remain fst's undefeated champion :smilie4:
Quite possibly, it's just one of those things that come out during my transformation. It's also the only time I become a horny guy, since apparently I must let go of all my psychological baggage. So there I am, furiously sprinting and slamming my cock into orifices, that's me when I'm drunk. If you put us together with some of that babycham, you might end up giving me a forceful hand job before you knew what happened.
That is quite some imagery :lol:
Why forceful.
My hands have never done anything to make them rough or calloused and I moisturise at night.
Regardless, I don't think it's permitted because it sounds a bit ghey.
I'll have to defer to Snee for adjudication on this matter.
Re: I think I know what's up with Idol.
Memo to self....drink is Mary's Achilles heel :w00t:
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I wondered why I hadn't seen Crabgirl and Squeeky around for so long.
One of them was Crabgirl :pinch:
The other was the forum poet :smilie4:
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Skweeky would kick my ass, have you seen the size of her recently :ermm:
She is definitely going to kick your ass now.
Re: I think I know what's up with Idol.
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manker
Why forceful.
My hands have never done anything to make them rough or calloused and I moisturise at night.
Forceful in terms of physics, not texture. Much in the same way you remove a newly purchased tent from a cylindrical bag that doesn't exceed 3" in diameter. The result: my dick would be rough and calloused.
Re: I think I know what's up with Idol.
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Memo to self....drink is Mary's Achilles heel :w00t:
Is not that everyone's Achilles heel?
Is not it?
Re: I think I know what's up with Idol.
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mjmacky
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Memo to self....drink is Mary's Achilles heel :w00t:
Is not that everyone's Achilles heel?
Is not it?
I never imagined you would have an Achilles heel. In the next few days you should be receiving a box in the post. It will be big enough for you to crawl into, and contain only a self-addressed stamped label and a bottle of Jack Daniels. You will address the box, you will take it to your local post office, then you will consume the Jack Daniels and crawl inside. I have paid for over night shipping, so you will arrive here in just the right state for my dastardly plan to take shape......
Re: I think I know what's up with Idol.
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I never imagined you would have an Achilles heel. In the next few days you should be receiving a box in the post. It will be big enough for you to crawl into, and contain only a self-addressed stamped label and a bottle of Jack Daniels. You will address the box, you will take it to your local post office, then you will consume the Jack Daniels and crawl inside. I have paid for over night shipping, so you will arrive here in just the right state for my dastardly plan to take shape......
Alright Dr. No Means No, there is a slight blemish in the plan. I don't drink hard liquor on account of me being a fussy little bitch about the taste and sensation of it. Maybe substitute a case of > 10 % Belgian Ale, and it could work. However, I hope you like watersports.
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Alright Dr. No Means No*, there is a slight blemish in the plan. I don't drink hard liquor on account of me being a fussy little bitch about the taste and sensation of it. Maybe substitute a case of > 10 % Belgian Ale, and it could work. However, I hope you like watersports.
I've already thought of that, and accepted that you will arrive soiled. However, once you've seen one bodily fluid you've seen them all.
* :lol:
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mjmacky
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Squeamous
Memo to self....drink is Mary's Achilles heel :w00t:
Is not that everyone's Achilles heel?
[arty]Everyone except Achilles, whose Achilles heel was of course his heel...[/arty]
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Barbarossa
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Is not that everyone's Achilles heel?
[arty]Everyone except Achilles, whose Achilles heel was of course his heel...[/arty]
:lol: w/ tag
Re: I think I know what's up with Idol.
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mjmacky
Alright Dr. No Means No*, there is a slight blemish in the plan. I don't drink hard liquor on account of me being a fussy little bitch about the taste and sensation of it. Maybe substitute a case of > 10 % Belgian Ale, and it could work. However, I hope you like watersports.
I've already thought of that, and accepted that you will arrive soiled. However, once you've seen one bodily fluid you've seen them all.
* :lol:
But have you ever seen it sparkle like narrowly distributed gold nanoparticle solution?
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gold nanoparticle solutions tend to be deep red :sick:
