i guess i do look fat there
it seems to all accumulate in the belly tho' :unsure:
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i guess i do look fat there
it seems to all accumulate in the belly tho' :unsure:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
You're a fat cunt, mate.
I still like you but.
The same way I like burgers.
:lol::emo::sadwalk: G'Night all.
Good night. How does it feel to be a boring and stupid cunt?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Try eating your pillow. It's Smokey Bacon flavor.
Fucking flid, like.
:no:
I'm eating some bacon and browsing...a bit bored...not from the bacon, however...from the board...
sigh...
Didn't you just get a new job? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
The whole internetz is dead. Where the fuck is everyone?
Have you all died of swine-flu?
:unsure:
I'm working.
:ghey:
I'm watching The Wire in my pants and complaining to Virgin about all the advertising calls I get on my new phone line. I haven't even given my number to anyone yet FFS. :fist:
I was doing manly stuff with a screwdriver, actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I'm doing a fucking wank training course for work today.
I cannot accurately express how fucking shite it is. I don't know anybody and they're all plebs of the lowest order.
Shite.
:lol: :earl: That is winsome and thensome.
LWR8M on the other internets btw Mr.lice
no im still doing the same thing, just got home, eating pepperoni pizza. :pizza:Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizDidn't you just get a new job? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
I don't have all that much time any more so let me volunteer!
merkins, lulz.
I think that's an urban legend. I heard a similar story a few years ago about a very strict religous couple in Zeeland (The Netherlands).
Snee are you pregnant?
{I}{K}{E}< ----how are you keeping long time no see !
That could possibly be true Sonja, there are some wierd sects here! :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
He's a doctor, mang.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
A man of science.
:sly:Quote:
Originally Posted by thewizeard
:slap:
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Originally Posted by thewizeardThat could possibly be true Sonja, there are some wierd sects here! :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
You don't live in Zeeland though:unsure:
wurd-up, SUCKAS!11!1 :smilie4:
Anyone wanna play Trackmania Nations. :emo:
Listening to 'B.I.G - Gimmie The Loot' on repeat. I forgot how genius this track was. :O
Feel the Groove? Dudes?
http://tsuzukusekai.files.wordpress....pg?w=500&h=333Quote:
Originally Posted by SkweekyQuote:
Originally Posted by thewizeard
You don't live in Zeeland though:unsure:
My recently released from prison reprobate wee brother has just phoned me as I finished work.
By some fucked-up quirk of fate and the benefits system, he has just been backpaid 3 years worth of Incapacity Benefit amounting to about 3000 squids.
He's taking me out for several dozen pints tonight. Woo hoo!! I'm a bit dubious about it all though, cos when me and our kid go partying, it usually lasts for about a week.
For the benefit of Allen, this has been a true story brought to you courtesy of me. True story.
:lol:
The Government is a genious.
Between all the hoopla and nonsense, there have actually been a few genuine moments.
Stevie Wonder, Magic Johnson, and Brooke Shields thus far have delivered some passionate speeches.
^I'm gonna watch it later, since I don't have the time right now. But from what I glimpsed it's seem its very emoticional and respectfull like I had hoped. Peace Jackson ;)
It's anything but "very emotional and respectful". It's an unorganized circus of celebs reading teleprompters and acting like they give a fuck. Stupid fans are screaming things out almost non stop and no one can get through 60 secs of talking without the place erupting in applause every time some dipshit yells "We love you Michael".Quote:
Originally Posted by vegasx
Other than the three people I named above, which were genuinely heartfelt contributions, it's been like some sort of awards show without the proper awards.
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Originally Posted by chalice
Why was he in prison?
This intrigues me, I don't know anyone who knows anyone who's proper been to prison.
Well, Gem went to military prison for a month, but that doesn't really count.
You know what I fucking hate?
People on ebay who provide a Buy I Now option on their auction and then don't reply to you when you buy the fucking item.
I bought a jogging bugging almost two days ago because I wanted it quickly and because it was a decent price for it, slightly less than what they usually go for at auction. What is the use of allowing people to buy it there and then if you're not even going to check your bloody ebay?
And I also hate drivers who don't move over when you are approaching them in the fast lane. Especially if those people are driving a hired white van. Twats.
What, in the name of fuck, is a 'jogging bugging'?
Our kid went to jail cos he stole cars, robbed people and generally made a silly wee fuck of himself basically, btw.
I'm back now. Only had about 4 or 5 pints. Got a good bit of weed off of him though and now I'm woppified.
You have a jawb eating pizza :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5no im still doing the same thing, just got home, eating pepperoni pizza. :pizza:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz