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Sup intercunts.
Back in beeswax to the max. Got new Virgin internets activated today, innit. 15 squids a month. Supposed to be up to 30 megs. 30 megs my hoop. Fastest I've gotten is about 15 megs on usenets. Still, I'm not complaining, like.
Anyway, you're all a bunch of cunts. :01:
chavis at last, which one should I do first?
Thank fuck for that.
My computer hasn't been the same without you residing within it.
WB, Cuntois McChavbawls.
Whichever one you like, Dave. I couldn't really give a distant relation of a fuck, to be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by gamefan
He's been waiting for ages.
It'd be funny to ban him now.
Cheers, mankdawg.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Having no internets is a bad scene. Had to use my imagination to masturbate and everything, and the buffer time in my cranium is worse than fucking dial-up. True story.
Let him get his joke out first. The poor stalking freak is chomping at the bit. It better be good, though. I won't be holding my breath.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:lol: Too late.
Meh, poser.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerAnd now you see why I like Mary so much :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
I liked mary before it became cool.
You should have said something, I had assumed you'd have a back up of the internets.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisCheers, mankdawg.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Having no internets is a bad scene. Had to use my imagination to masturbate and everything, and the buffer time in my cranium is worse than fucking dial-up. True story.
I could have sent you my copy.
Btw, I was getting dangerously close to emailing a; 'is everything alright, mate :unsure:' note.
Which might or might not have been a bit ghey.
You don't like her as much as I do. Besides, I made it cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckritMeh, poser.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I liked mary before it became cool.
Previously she was an under-appreciated and misunderstood trainee h4r5hist.
it's kinder this way.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisLet him get his joke out first. The poor stalking freak is chomping at the bit. It better be good, though. I won't be holding my breath.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:lol: Too late.
I imagine he's just smashed his keyboard and possibly some of his Squeamous memorabilia to smithereens, however.
Fuck no. She's responsible for the first atheist thread where I didn't call the OP all sorts of names for shits and giggles.
I could tell she was special even back then. So there.
If only I'd known. It would've been ghey. Good job you didn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerYou should have said something, I had assumed you'd have a back up of the internets.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I could have sent you my copy.
Btw, I was getting dangerously close to emailing a; 'is everything alright, mate :unsure:' note.
Which might or might not have been a bit ghey.
In other news, my mental daughter got into a fucking top notch grammar school and I think the 14 year old is getting his end away (he looks confused and delighted).
I tried to join the dots with a magic marker on the acne on his back the other day, but I only got as far as 'caw' before he ran away.
You guise have traded emails. Like girls :ghey:
Are ewe pen pals now?
Assuming there is anger where there is just resolve :glag: Fool.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerit's kinder this way.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I imagine he's just smashed his keyboard and possibly some of his Squeamous memorabilia to smithereens, however.
Seen my latest blog update manker, it's all about you.
Seriously chavis you should let me know who I should do first, I am interested.
Oh, god. You're just a terrible retard, aren't you.
Yep, that's me. I'm retarded enough to think that actions have consequences, what an odd bloke eh?
Fourteen's a great age for that. You can brag with impunity 'cus everyone is impressed. And perhaps now the gifted one will stop breaking your fecking laptops.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisIf only I'd known. It would've been ghey. Good job you didn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
In other news, my mental daughter got into a fucking top notch grammar school and I think the 14 year old is getting his end away (he looks confused and delighted).
I tried to join the dots with a magic marker on the acne on his back the other day, but I only got as far as 'caw' before he ran away.
My son's bought some Messi football boots with his birthday money today, so I'm off out for a kick around.
They were £60 near enough. He's eight and will grow out of them in no time at all.
You have a blog in which you write about me. This is news.Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlesWAssuming there is anger where there is just resolve :glag: Fool.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Seen my latest blog update manker, it's all about you.
Seriously chavis you should let me know who I should do first, I am interested.
Would you like me to send you a signed picture of myself, you could perhaps put stick it to your dressing table mirror and write 'manker <3' in lipstick just underneath it.
Dave, you idiot. If you spent half the effort you do on faffing about on the internets being an arseclown, on doing something productive instead, like seeking psychiatric help or patching up your, by all account monumental fuckup of a marriage, you might not be crazy as a shithouse rat now.
We did it in a manly way like for ebewks and stuff and if there was any cawk-watching, it was only to compare sizes so it wasn't ghey.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
Pfft.
I found your photo wot I saved the other day:
Attachment 107661
I'd do me.
So would I.
Got any noods? :smilie4:
See there we go again, with yet another useless cunt thinking they can disrespect me by using my real first name, whilst they whine on about me not respecting them and their friends.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
I'm sure that's part of all your problems you know... all of you. You think you can be as disrespectful as you like and that no one will ever have the bollocks to seriously disrespect you back.
My marriage is fine thanks.
I love the idea that I who didn't spew lies about her behind the scenes, who didn't pour shit all over someones real life for months, who has only ever poured shit on the scum who have poured shit on me, who doesn't think there afre nmo consequences for the way I treat others, am the one who needs help. It's really really funny. What's more is that it's the opinion of retards who do behave that way, and expect there to be no consequences :glag: You're all mental.
Oh noes.
Did Dave kill eberyone in the lounge but me already?
This is like when that dewd wakes up from his coma in in 28 days later and it's all newspapers on the floor and badly parked cars.
It's just us left now.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
We'll be talking to ourselves in no time at all :no:
Not to wurry, guise.
I'll save you :smilie4:
Save me too. Dave is coming to get me. Oh noes. How he plans to do that, I haven't a fucking notion. I'll be hella impressed if he does.
He seems somewhat tormented with the misapprehension that I said bad stuff on the internets about him. That's just not the kinda thing I would do, though, so I just don't know where he gets it from. I never said nuffink, Dave. :dunno:
Unless he means all that stuff I posted about him being an unbalanced stalker, a liar, a generally bad parent and a preposterously bad husband. In which case, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I did say all that and I'd say it again in a fucking heartbeat.
I'm a waiting, Dave The Depraved, but my money's on old age getting to me first, you fucking nincompoop.
Cool beans. Someone just let you through moderation.Quote:
Originally Posted by arseclownSee there we go again, with yet another useless cunt thinking they can disrespect me by using my real first name, whilst they whine on about me not respecting them and their friends.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
I'm sure that's part of all your problems you know... all of you. You think you can be as disrespectful as you like and that no one will ever have the bollocks to seriously disrespect you back.
My marriage is fine thanks.
I love the idea that I who didn't spew lies about her behind the scenes, who didn't pour shit all over someones real life for months, who has only ever poured shit on the scum who have poured shit on me, who doesn't think there afre nmo consequences for the way I treat others, am the one who needs help. It's really really funny. What's more is that it's the opinion of retards who do behave that way, and expect there to be no consequences :glag: You're all mental.
A few points:
*You're delusional as anything. If you were capable of any sort of self-reflection, you'd see how insane you've seemed for months now. But sadly you'll have to take my (and every other reader's) word for it.
*This little extremely prolonged tantrum you've been throwing for months now is not only idiotic, but also counterproductive, assuming you really did want anyone to take you seriously with regards to your stories about squeamous.
*For the most part, people haven't been insulting you as much as told you exactly what you seem like. You act insanely, and you've been obsessive as fuck. And you have stalked squeamous. That's not bile or lies. You made a new account here and started hanging around just to annoy her.
*You're a terrible but prolific liar. Small children could figure that out. You lie like my sister did when she was about six. Essentially denying things so self-evident, no one buys it.
*You'd be far far better off if you could let this go. And you should seek help. This manic behavior won't make life better for you. Also, people only screw with you because you keep hanging around.
*No one would give a shit about how you've acted, in a year, if you don't keep coming back to make a bigger ass of yourself.
That's basically all I'm going to tell you, ever, because you're useless at this point. It's like oleg posting his "I'm a virgin"-threads, over and over. I'm embarassed on your behalf, frankly, and beyond thinking you've got any sort of entertainment value left to give.
You used to be a mildly amusing joke, now you belong in the funny section.
He has the bollocks to seriously disrespect you, you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Consequentially, he might call you some serious names.
I for one am greatly relieved his saintly wife and/or squeamous let him keep those to play with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Dave, he only has one bollock.
His mother is an alcoholic.
ffs. So he's been fibbing again.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
He's a pathological prevaricator of the lowest order, mate. He even lies to himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckritffs. So he's been fibbing again.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Sorry Snee, I couldn't post here so I put your answer on the blog.
I also created you your very own page chavis, I think you deserve it, for the sake of pity if for no other reason.
Thank you for teaching me that threatening to kill people on the internet can be so much fun btw, I'm really enjoying it :-D
Go right ahead and fill your little booties, Dave. I'm afraid I won't be reading it. I only take death threats seriously when they're not made by comprehensively proven liars.Quote:
Originally Posted by arseclown
How's the eight year old? She must be nine by now. Is she old enough to know how deranged you are yet? Some day somebody will drop the dime with her. That'll be a sad day for little old you. She'll probably stop visiting you in the funny farm.
How do you plan on finding me Dave? Will you be visiting a psychic or just sticking a pin in the map of N Ireland hoping I might walk past with a sign around my neck saying 'Hi, I'm chalice. Please kill me Dave'? Maybe you could plummet from a passing plane and hope to land on me. You sad, sad, sorry man.
Dave. I had a look at your blog earlier. It's all you talking to yourself. The reason you had to come here and have a cry so we'd have a look, is because it's not very interesting. It's basically you talking to yourself and being an idiot.
And you may go on doing that all on your own, I'm not reading another paragraph of you ranting like a loon and mistreating the language.
Well at least you chose yourself a superb self description this time Dave keep up the good stalking. :balustrade:Quote:
Originally Posted by arseclown