Jpaul Mortal Enemy No.1 candidates apply within

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Originally Posted by 100%

Jpaul - how could you?

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With the ease of a God, casting pearls before swine.

Jpaul, a mini skirt is not suitable attire for the interweb - first warning.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Jpaul, a mini skirt is not suitable attire for the interweb - first warning.

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The interweb can dress as it pleases.

If you wish to project your latent transvestisism on a computer network that's a matter for you.

Jpaul, you smell - second warning.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by JPaul

You have a chrome penis. :blink:

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If I did, I'd give up the clerking about and be a robot porn star.

With SnnY.

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With the rodding you do you would be better being a row boat pr0n star.

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Instead of that, I'd use my chrome penis as a hook and star in skank porn films.

With Cheese.

JPaul is a secret hun :happy:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

If I did, I'd give up the clerking about and be a robot porn star.

With SnnY.

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With the rodding you do you would be better being a row boat pr0n star.

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Instead of that, I'd use my chrome penis as a hook and star in skank porn films.

With Cheese.

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You have all these options yet you insist on being a Merchant Banker, words fail me.

Where's Robert000 when you need him ? :happy:

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Originally Posted by manker

JPaul is a secret hun :happy:

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Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner.

Thank you all for your interest, we will keep your names on file, should another position arise you will be contacted.

Didn't want to kill the thread straight away while we were all having a larf.

Tho' I think Mulder was serious :unsure: