Confessions

Im really a girl.

Confessions,

I was a main key holder for a film "undisclosed" for legal reasons!
to get a bonus in my wages I used to phone the number for the telephone in the safe room, the ultrasonic sensor would trigger the alarm, Easy cash!

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

Im really a girl.

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O rly??:w00t:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by worldpease

After hating Britney Spears for a year or so,
Im falling in love again.
...and I actually like it.

edit: this "hating" word is wrong, right?

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You hated her 'cuz she got married, and now you love her 'cuz she's kicking the dumb bastard to the curb.

Yeah, you got a chance.

Confessions,

I killed a frog. I was only a kid
I crushed it with a rock, I remember it making funny noises

Confessions.

I am yogi...................:blushing:

I am actually a man....just waiting for the op.

I wonder what happens to all the willys, are they re-used?

They're made into dildos.

Confession:

I work in a dildo factory.