When I used to get really pissed in Dublin, cheesy-chips always seemed like a fantastic idea at 2 in the morning, but half-way through we'd go "Why the fuck did we order this again?"
Chips n' gravy is a good bet, unless you can get home in a timely fashion, in which case don't bother with gravy, just go home and smother the chips with ketchup...
Ketchup ftw! :01: ... but not in those tedious little sachets you get in cafes and chipshops... :dabs: