Punchlines

That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

It fell.

That's when I decided to stop masturbating to Richard and Judy.

Calm down, let's not make this rape a murder as well.

One is a pant in the country, the other is a...

Oh so that's why it says C & A on my pants.

Well oi tried me best but oi got sent aff at 'alf-time.

The end guy is hard.

There aren't any in Texas.

Texas?