I love pointless swearing. Especially out of the mouths of the very posh, the elderly, or the very young. Imaginative expletives are hilarious.
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I love pointless swearing. Especially out of the mouths of the very posh, the elderly, or the very young. Imaginative expletives are hilarious.
Crotch, fag, cunt-wanker.
The 1, 1, 2 pattern of swearing works pretty well I think.
That's 1-1-3 gep, gep, geptard.Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
:rod: :dry:
Rod, fuck, Wales bastard.
Rod :huh:
Count the sylables, arse, feck, cuntboi.
:double rod: :dry:
The president of the company i work for does this to try and be one of the lads. Sounds sooooo out of place him swearing lyke :lookarounQuote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
The Great and Chinless swearing is always great.
"Yah yah buggering bugger-balls mumble mumble fuhcking woofters mumble mumble plebs and peasants..."
MOST cops do just that...especially MD state troopers and Virginia cops.Quote:
Originally Posted by vidcc
This guy was a Prince George's County cop. He actually said....
"WHY THE HELL YOU GOING SO FAST? HUH? HUH? {my radar detector is bleeping} SO YOUR RADAR DIDN'T WORK NOW DID IT DID IT? GIMME ME YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION!!!!"
Now with your scenario I had a time where I missed my exit for a get together with coworkers at Don Pablo's. If you missed this exit you end up in the HOV lane.
Fucking Virginia cop pulls me over. I expain to him that I don't wanna be in the HOV lane but just missed my exit. I was trying to go to Don Pablo's and I actually wanna turn around. He says. "Yeah if you miss that last exit you end up in HOV." I'm thinking "no shit", idiot. :slap: He then tells me how to turn around and gives me a ticket.:dry:
When I'm turn around at the next exit, there's a cop up there. He fucking pulls me over and I explain to him that I already got a ticket. He calls down to make sure then lets me on my way.
They are bitches.:angry: