Because he's trying to impress you.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Because he's trying to impress you.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
:shuriken:
Half as much as two woodchucks.
What came first, the bacon or the egg.
I'm thinking bacon.
Why do daleks have all them nipples all over them?
They are bombs.
Why would I know that.
Me, apparently.
Is there some sort of payment for it btw.
yes, £1 per two handjobs
Are jokes from last week still funny?
To hide all the crap meat they put in them.
What are faggots made of?
cawk muscles seems right.
Why did the chicken cross the road?