So I'm fixing a friend's computer...

Pussies. I purposefully install viruses on my PC to slow down my uberfast connection and superhawt processor. My computer has more viruses than a crack whore with a latex allergy.

I own the internets.

I have a super Tri-Trinion cpu running at overclocked 19.6ghz, 22mb of ddr 9000 ram and 4 x 9TB 45krpm SATA drive and a 4000meg tehnet connection.
I got a virus yesterday and it turned my computer into a penguin.......oh well I guess thats what you get for buying used from NASA :(

Jonno :cool:

My axe has a speed of 33ghz, Sharpness of 0.0000001mm, and weighs at a mere 30kilo's and comes free with rubber gloves.

My cawk jacks itself.

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Originally Posted by Seedler

My cawk jacks itself, Officer.

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Fixed.

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All my data are periodically backed up onto DVDs and my USB harddrives.

I have no firewall, spyware/adware dection/antivirus software.

I follow the golden rule of interweb surfing of never running unknown .exes named funny.exe joke.exe etc etc.

I download and run the basic spybot and AVG free whenever a problem occurs. If problem is not fixed after 1 hour, fresh windows reinstall using approx.30min-1hr.

Every PC user should be just like me:yup:

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You sound like you could be one of Clocker's customers tbh.

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More like the son of one, if you catch my drift.

I saw what you did there, you said Seedler was a total wanker, without actually saying it.

Nice one.

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

I have a super Tri-Trinion cpu running at overclocked 19.6ghz, 22mb of ddr 9000 ram and 4 x 9TB 45krpm SATA drive and a 4000meg tehnet connection.
I got a virus yesterday and it turned my computer into a penguin.......oh well I guess thats what you get for buying used from NASA :(

Jonno :cool:

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I think I see the problem there,it's the 22mb of ram thats slowing things down.......tsk noob:dry:

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Originally Posted by Gripper

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

I have a super Tri-Trinion cpu running at overclocked 19.6ghz, 22mb of ddr 9000 ram and 4 x 9TB 45krpm SATA drive and a 4000meg tehnet connection.
I got a virus yesterday and it turned my computer into a penguin.......oh well I guess thats what you get for buying used from NASA :(

Jonno :cool:

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I think I see the problem there,it's the 22mb of ram thats slowing things down.......tsk noob:dry:

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-An unequalable bottleneck...indeed!

Peace bd