What Makes Your Cunt Cringe?

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

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You're a cad and a bounder and I hope you get AC Milan in the next round.

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What really makes my cunt cringe is civil servants who, when asked what they do for a living, reply; 'I work for the government'. Thinking it makes them sound like James Bond. Some of these cunts even raise one eyebrow as they say it.

It doesn't make them sound like James Bond, btw. It makes them sound like a twat.

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What if they are, in fact, James Bond.

Answer me that one Mr so called manker.

A James Bond advert just came on t'telly. How spooky is that. Yet more absolute proof that God exists.

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I'm talking about the real James Bond, the one off the telly - not these fake James Bonds who just happen to have the same name as the real James Bond wot Ian Fleming made up.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by Linkin Park

...that statement completely abolished that assumption. :dabs: :ph34r:

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I hate it when that happens; can't be sure about the cunt thingie, however.

It's not effective metaphorically, especially not when one is endowed with the tender testicles of normal manhood...there's one for you:

I suffer a total body cringe when I contemplate a shot to the...ah, never mind, I can't type when I do that. :blink:

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I see your :blink: and raise it with an :ermm:

:blink: :ermm:

Now what the fuck are you talking about.

Cunts are cringed penises.

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Originally Posted by 100%

Cunts are cringed penises.

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I don't imagine a penis able to cringe itself into a cunt would survive the event, frankly. :shutup:

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Originally Posted by manker

Metaphorically, like.

For me, it's when someone picks up on a word that someone else used and continues to use it again and again in the vain hope that it's funny when they say it too.

Makes my cunt cringe right up :dry:

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When a cunt sees the massive size of my cawk and then blurts out, "Hell no you're not sticking that thing in me!"

I just reassure cunts that I'll go in slow loike and that i'll be loike the bestest secks in da holed wide wuld and she should not cringe.

Cunts are made to stretch out a wee bit.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by manker

Metaphorically, like.

For me, it's when someone picks up on a word that someone else used and continues to use it again and again in the vain hope that it's funny when they say it too.

Makes my cunt cringe right up :dry:

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When a cunt sees the massive size of my cawk and then blurts out, "Hell no your not sticking that thing in me!"

I just reassure cunts that I'll go in slow loike and that i'll be loike the bestest secks in da holed wide wuld. No to cringe.

Cunts are made to stretch out a wee bit.

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Do you give them a go with your "cawk" before or after you bring out your "johnson".

Do you carry all this extra hardware around in a valise.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

When a cunt sees the massive size of my cawk and then blurts out, "Hell no you're not sticking that thing in me!"

I just reassure cunts that I'll go in slow loike and that i'll be loike the bestest secks in da holed wide wuld and she should not cringe.

Cunts are made to stretch out a wee bit.

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Do you give them a go with your "cawk" before or after you bring out your "johnson".

Do you carry all this extra hardware around in a valise.

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Valise:ermm:

Do you call a storage for cawks a valise out in pubic? If so, you juuuuust might be a social outcast.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Do you give them a go with your "cawk" before or after you bring out your "johnson".

Do you carry all this extra hardware around in a valise.

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Valise:ermm:

Do you call a storage for cawks a valise out in pubic? If so, you juuuuust might be a social outcast.

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Do you know what a valise is.

How about if I said portable hand-carried short-term storage receptacle.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

Valise:ermm:

Do you call a storage for cawks a valise out in pubic? If so, you juuuuust might be a social outcast.

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Do you know what a valise is.

How about if I said portable hand-carried short-term storage receptacle.

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Ohh I get it you mean a handbag.:whistling

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Originally Posted by Gripper

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Do you know what a valise is.

How about if I said portable hand-carried short-term storage receptacle.

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Ohh I get it you mean a handbag.:whistling

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