Who are you and where are you from

heh. They are nowt compared to me armpits. :smilie4:

Hi I'm Gripper and I'm moderately insane,I live in the midlands in an igloo that I found in a car park last year.

I'm a pagan and enjoy sticking pins dolls. :)

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My name is Dave Cheese. I am from Plymouth, UK.

I'm 29 years old, living in sin with Crabgirl and have 0 children.

I am an English student and I also work for a charter flight company.

Some things I like to do in my spare time is play RPG's, criticize 'merkin TV, post stuff (and things) on the internets, pretend to work on my dissertation, write and drink (which makes for some sloppy handwriting).

I signed up to the forum because I was looking for help setting up my ironing board and stumbled across The Lounge.

The forum certainly doesn't look legit but I hope I can spend hours tormenting dickheads who posts things like: "Isn't this the purpose of the n00b Thread?" or just generally mock stupid people.

If anyone want to get to know me better then you must defeat Crabgirl in single combat to claim me as your prize.

Good day.

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I am Crabgirl. I am 29. I live with Cheese in Plymouth but I've been assured that he's trading me in for a younger model once I turn thirty in April.

I work for a wine trading company and probably drink too much as a result. This may change soon as the "get to keep your job" decision is today. I am training to be a massage therapist, and am more than aware of the smutty jokes that will result. In my spare time I like tormenting Cheese, the outdoors, watching filums, posting shit in the lounge and tormenting Cheese.

I signed up to the forum so people would believe Cheese had a girlfriend. If anyone wants to get to know me better they'd be well advised to get their anti-rabies shots done and invest in some heavy duty body armor.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by Cheese

My name is Dave Cheese. I am from Plymouth, UK.

I'm 29 years old, living in sin with Crabgirl and have 0 children.

I am an English student and I also work for a charter flight company.

Some things I like to do in my spare time is play RPG's, criticize 'merkin TV, post stuff (and things) on the internets, pretend to work on my dissertation, write and drink (which makes for some sloppy handwriting).

I signed up to the forum because I was looking for help setting up my ironing board and stumbled across The Lounge.

The forum certainly doesn't look legit but I hope I can spend hours tormenting dickheads who posts things like: "Isn't this the purpose of the n00b Thread?" or just generally mock stupid people.

If anyone want to get to know me better then you must defeat Crabgirl in single combat to claim me as your prize.

Good day.

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I am Crabgirl. I am 29. I live with Cheese in Plymouth but I've been assured that he's trading me in for a younger model once I turn thirty in April.

I work for a wine trading company and probably drink too much as a result. This may change soon as the "get to keep your job" decision is today. I am training to be a massage therapist, and am more than aware of the smutty jokes that will result. In my spare time I like tormenting Cheese, the outdoors, watching filums, posting shit in the lounge and tormenting Cheese.

I signed up to the forum so people would believe Cheese had a girlfriend. If anyone wants to get to know me better they'd be well advised to get their anti-rabies shots done and invest in some heavy duty body armor.

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Sweet, you're gonna be a massage therapist. That's cool. I happen to be one myself. :) The puns, jokes, people thinking that you want to just give them a massage b/c that's what you do will never end. hehe

Hi, my name is The


my job is losing jobs and being emo.

manker bullies me in order to keep me from wandering.

in my spare time i play many games and don't complete them because i wasn't brought up right.

i signed up to the forums because once upon a time they were in the same window as my porn downloads.

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Originally Posted by Gripper

I'm a pagan and enjoy sticking pins dolls. :)

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I'm told size doesn't matter:smilie4:

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

In my spare time I like tormenting Cheese, the outdoors, watching filums, posting shit in the lounge and tormenting Cheese.

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How does one torment the outdoors. :blink:

Whoops.

By my mere presence I suppose.

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Whoops.

By my mere presence I suppose.

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That's a bit self-harsh.

I'm sure the outdoors find you to be totally charming.

Alas, though I like the outdoors, and consider myself to be one of it's minions, it doesn't like me, and makes me sneeze and shoots wasps and pollen at me.

The Outdoors is a harsh master.