Just In: Tom Cruise is Jesus Christ!!!

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Originally Posted by Gam3Guy

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Originally Posted by zapjb

:lol: Most people don't know TC is like 5'4" short. :lol:

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He's 5' 7". Still though, I think I'm an inch or two taller than him. :P

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he still put the lord of darkness into the house of pain...hail cruise

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Originally Posted by SnnY

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Go on then, prove he isn't :dabs:

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Can't.

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Can.

His name isn't Jesus.

Now if the chap is saying that he is The Christ, The Messiah spoken off in the Bible, that's a different story.

However, even then he would be Tom Christ.

Or is the suggestion is that he is a second coming.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Or is the suggestion is that he is a second coming.

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If that is so then I'm a leavin before he a gets here.

The only movie I remember Tom Cruise in is Vanilla Sky and he was pretty good in that movie, so kudos to him for being able to win obedience from those religious freaks