Mrs. Effey.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

Does Mrs Effey like books but hates newspapers?

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Yup.




There's probably thousands of people reading this who haven't got it yet :pinch:

Does Mrs Effey enjoy hot meals but h8s cewking?

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Does Mrs Effey enjoy hot meals but h8s cewking?

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She hates both.

Mrs Effey was hoping Lille would do over Man Utd last night.

Mrs Effey gets an extended warranty on all her electrical purchases, but she's not interested in home and contents insurance :no:

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

Mrs Effey was hoping Lille would do over Man Utd last night.

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The bitch was glad when Barcelona went out to 'that team that's still gonna win fook all this season' :dry:

Mrs Effey loves nothing more than to lez out but is opposed to all gay rights.

*quite right too

Mrs Effey likes cunnilingus, but not fucking.





EDIT: I bet you never got that clue in the pub :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Mrs Effey loves nothing more than to lez out but is opposed to all gay rights.

*quite right too

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Afraid not :no:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Mrs Effey loves nothing more than to lez out but is opposed to all gay rights.

*quite right too

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:no2:

Mrs Effey is a stickler for spelling and grammar, but punctuation gets right on her tits.