What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?

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05-17-2007, 12:34 AM
Hairbautt

Re: What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?

Hitched:
http://pics.livejournal.com/qafhappy...1fd6g/s640x480
Straight:
http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumb2.jpg
I too suffer from Wanker's wrist. :(
05-17-2007, 12:35 AM
Alien5

Re: What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?

i can force the tip of my thumb to touch my forearm :o
05-17-2007, 01:09 AM
jimbo12345

Re: What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?

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Originally Posted by Alien5

i can force the tip of my thumb to touch my forearm :o

I assume you mean on one arm, or thats not that impressive.
05-17-2007, 01:31 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

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Originally Posted by slim150

i have hitchhikers thumb

WTF is that? I have walkers foot....i have wankers wrist. Fool.

Anyway, back to my DIY felatio. I was a consenting 14 year old, so thats fine.

I never took it all the way, like i said, it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world. But, well, having your bell in a warm mouth is always nice, even your own. Other than another mans. That's very homo.

So, there was no spitting/swallowing necessary.

And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was liking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

!!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.:sick:

You'll thank me one day.

/banned

-bd
05-17-2007, 01:47 AM
jimbo12345

Re: What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?

no, it's totally legal. I think there's a few psycho issues, but perfectly legal.

just jealous.

-Bd
05-17-2007, 01:55 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

no, it's totally legal. I think there's a few psycho issues, but perfectly legal.

just jealous.

-Bd

!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.:sick:

Sucking your own cock,is one thing. Sucking your own dirty cock,is another.

/banned

-bd
05-17-2007, 01:59 AM
jimbo12345

Re: What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?

Remember that cheese...ba ba ba ba Baby Bell?This is the spreadable form.
05-17-2007, 02:01 AM
jimbo12345

Re: What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

Hitched:
http://pics.livejournal.com/qafhappy...1fd6g/s640x480
Straight:
http://www.ncrtec.org/tl/camp/gene/thumb2.jpg
I too suffer from Wanker's wrist. :(

I stand corrected. My wankers cramp mainly due to the PS2.
05-17-2007, 08:49 AM
Barbarossa

Re: What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was licking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

Wow. I know a dog is a man's best friend and all that, but that's taking things a bit too far :sick:
05-17-2007, 01:48 PM
jimbo12345

Re: What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was licking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

Wow. I know a dog is a man's best friend and all that, but that's taking things a bit too far :sick:

YOu know what i mean.

But, it does look like lipstick. If i was a lady, i'd get confused.

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