Need hoboadvice, plz.

I'm no fag and I'm no cat. :fist:

Dear sir....your lack of hygeniene/incontinence problems are playing havoc with my smelling capabilities.

Either shower, or i will have to Glade Plug you, for the sake of humankind and the folks at the jobcentre.

Thanks, here's 2.50 pounds for a can of Lynx to get you started.

You folk are far too polite fer yer own internet interself lives.
I'd say, "jeeesus christ, sorry about that....Oh no, I didn't, It must be coming from somewhere else" :scowl:

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Originally Posted by 100%

Where can one rent a Hobo?

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The curb.

Look for one with a sign wot says "Will wurk for food" or similar.

Look out for ones that have signs that say, "Will give blowjob for food." They tend to confuse the two things.

Make sure he has no front teeth, though.

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Originally Posted by Snee

Make sure he has no front teeth, though.

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Like you care...


-bd :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Snee

Make sure he has no front teeth, though.

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???

Just kick him in the mouth. You'll find one hobo fits all.

Was our advice taken?

Yes.

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Originally Posted by Snee

Get the fuck away from me, you reek of wee.

And also, you're hurting Bo's feelings.

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did it work?