The guilt game.

I would just blame the cat :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

She's right! At the moment I'm simmering with rage because my OH keeps causing a pool of water to collect on the floor every time he empties the washer. I don't do it, why does he? There's going to be some serious dutch oven-ing tonight I can tell you.

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Eat a can of sardines, dont even rinse your mouth out and go and give him a big snog, using tongues for extra scale transferral. Then after he's finished retching tell him why you did it.

Cruel and unusual punishment indeed, but works in an oddly Pavlovian way.

I'm a vegetarian! Will have to think of something similar to wave in front of his face

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