whats everyone worth in bed

You know, in many countries commas are used in lieu of decimal points.

True story.

i under achieved as usual :happy:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by manker

If I need a lovely assistant, I'll blooming well ask, Ms. McGee :snooty:

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:ermm: I feel desperately misunderstood

but relieved in light of that misunderstanding that the answer was no.

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Me too......I don't think I could afford you both :unsure:.

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Originally Posted by manker

I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.

Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested :smilie4:

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It's not barbed like a dog's widger is it?? :O

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.

Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested :smilie4:

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It's not barbed like a dog's widger is it?? :O

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:O I thought they just swell up a bit :ermm: that puts a whole different complexion on some Swedish naturalist pictures I saw many moons ago :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Snee

You know, in many countries commas are used in lieu of decimal points.

True story.

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That seems wrong in so many ways. Commas are for thousands. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

:O I thought they just swell up a bit :ermm: that puts a whole different complexion on some Swedish naturalist pictures I saw many moons ago :unsure:

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Nah, they're hooked....they sort of clamp the female so she can't shake him off. To be honest though I'm not really an expert....maybe Manker can exlain it better than I can? :yup:

I thought it was cats wot had the barbed ones :unsure:

Hence all the screaming and that. Stupid cat-bastards :dry:

Here you go:

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2997

I hope you appreciate what I had to see to get that link. And now 'Dog penis' is in the Google search bar for my OH to find :O.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.

Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested :smilie4:

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It's not barbed like a dog's widger is it?? :O

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I say 'oral' and you immediately think of a BJ, rather than my tongue. Even tho' it's supposed to be a service that I'm providing.

You're fucking orsum, you are.
Big Les is a lucky man.