You can't buy decent bread around here at 10 in the evening, otherwise I would have.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
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You can't buy decent bread around here at 10 in the evening, otherwise I would have.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
Nope. I meant:Quote:
Originally Posted by VillageShamanYou mean funeral crashing.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
:rod:
-Sherman
Do I get to chat-up the widowers too. :w00t:
:ermm: Then for that moneyz, you should have bought.. ermm.. Is that worth 5 minutes with a prostitute? :huh:
Bench is committed.
I believe.
And for 5p the woman would have to be very desperate for junk.
-Sherman
I can cheer you up.
I calculated my new pay after a recent promotion. I miscalculated (I always err on the side of caution) and was actually due more than I thought. Plus they had mucked up something else so I got about £370 more than I had thought.
Today I took a mate for lunch and a pint, as he was going on holiday and I fancied a wee chat about stuff before he went. I do that earl but not with some dude I met on an internets forum, that's just creepy.
Then when I txtd Mrs JP to say I was on my way home, as is my wont, She replied "Pick me up a bottle of Glayva on the way home, I'll take you out for dinner. My treat".
True Story
There you feel better already, n'est ce pas.
Surprisingly enough, JP's story did cheer me up. :happy:
I not entirely convinced you struck exactly the right balance there. Prolly close enough though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
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Originally Posted by benchez
In your face Big so called Les.
Unless there's something you really wanted to get off your chest there, I think you mean widows :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
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