I hope he doesn't keep reading over your shoulder or he'll discover he's not the father. ;)
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I hope he doesn't keep reading over your shoulder or he'll discover he's not the father. ;)
as soon as the words blood, shit and puke came out of my mouth, it was over.
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
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I was sitting here giggling when my OH came up and asked what I was laughing about.
The inevitable question was 'Why are you talking to a bunch of guys about wanking' :ermm:
I just said it was only a thread at which point he just looked very confused and walked away to roll a spliff :lol:
It's good when your partner doesn't know anything about interwebz communities.:shifty:
Our other halves are n00bs.
-bd
:lol: :earl:
Same scenario just happened.
Only, this time he asked what a n00b was. I nearly died :lol:
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
...and we're the ones receiving looks of pity.
-bd :pinch:
Asked for a reasonable share of the duvet once....
didn't go well :dabs:
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Originally Posted by Biggles
I take it the missus is a duvet hog.
-bd
My girlfriend always steals the entire duvet, then lies on top of it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I've had to learn to do something similar to that trick where you pull the tablecloth out from under the plates and stuff without disturbing them, except it's more like pulling a picnic blanket out from beneath a sleeping elephant.
My girlfriend always steals the entire duvet, then lies on top of it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I've had to learn to do something similar to that trick where you pull the tablecloth out from under the plates and stuff without disturbing them, except it's more like pulling a picnic blanket out from beneath a sleeping elephant.
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