Why is JP an ass?

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Originally Posted by Detale

^^^^ Exhibit A

You're an ass :P ( <- Smiley to denote a joke )

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Fixed. You really are an illiterate donkey. Try using a spellchecker ffs.:P

And yeah just about everything droste posts is unintelligible drivel.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Yeah JP, you arse. How come you've stopped sending me stuff via the real mail?

You donkey cawk.

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Bizarrely I was just about to but you've spoiled the surprise now.

why were you just about to do it bizarrely.

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Originally Posted by Chevy

why were you just about to do it bizarrely.

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That didn't sound very bizarre to me :blink:

that's suprising

I knew you were going to say that.

spoiler above :p

That however was surprising.

It seems we have all gone psychic.

Totally off topic. I have just read a fantastic book called 'Six Black Candles' by a bloke called Des Dillon. It plays in Coatbridge. It's brilliant. Read it.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

It seems we have all gone psychic.

Totally off topic. I have just read a fantastic book called 'Six Black Candles' by a bloke called Des Dillon. It plays in Coatbridge. It's brilliant. Read it.

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I'll do something else if it's all the same with you.

Coatbridge local team is Albion Rovers. My chums and I sponsor two of their players. Have done for the last 2 seasons. True Story. Different players each season like.

And also, I used to work in Coatbridge. In St Ambrose High. Also a True Story. I was a lab technician.

The Rector was Bob Crampsey (legendary sports writer (ask Gem)) he was also also Brain of Britain. His wife was a consultant surgeon. True as fuck.

One of his deputies was John Cushley (former Celtic player). We also has Sandy Caddell sp, ex of Partick Thistle, who played in the 5 a side team with me. Again, all true.