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my penis fell off years ago. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/bawling.gif
why do men talk about the size of their man hood?
us girls dont sit around talking about the size of our bits. :P
i suggest you stop <span style='color:purple'>smoking for a while, the paranoia has obviously set in. :D </span>
Are you feeling alright Lilmiss?? Telling someone to stop smoking - you must be having a bit of a turn. :lol:
Hope you're okay though. ;)
Ah, another member of the "Small Penis Brigade".Quote:
Originally posted by Billy_Dean@17 October 2003 - 10:43
I think we need some clarification here. A "normal" penis, like mine, is rarely more than 10 inches long. Mine couldn't possibly reach 14 inches unless I had a hard-on.
I hope this clears things up Clocker.
:)
You see BD, I too labored under the same misconception as you.
Fortunately I started reading my e-mail and learned ( just in time, I hope) that the average sized member is 14-20" long ( at rest, as it were) and of course significantly larger when aroused.
This accounts for many things, the snickering in the locker room, the refusal to bed me twice, etc.
I thought I was a victem of a personality flaw, but thanks to these kindly solicitors, I now realize that my physical deformity can be easily fixed.
So can yours. ;)
Well of course I plan on satisfying anna!annamiller! in the most current and modern ways.Quote:
Originally posted by clocker+17 October 2003 - 17:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 17 October 2003 - 17:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-__eric__@17 October 2003 - 10:32
Clocker, could you not perhaps make up for the inadequacy in another area of the physical act ;)
I have sent away for a instructional video from Dr. Phil with just that in mind.
I simply wish to level the playing field as it were, and not start out in the hole.
Christ, talk about a fluffball... [/b][/quote]
Not Dr Phil McCracken surely. :rolleyes:
my penis fell off years ago. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/bawling.gif
why do men talk about the size of their man hood?
us girls dont sit around talking about the size of our bits. :P
i suggest you stop <span style='color:purple'>smoking for a while, the paranoia has obviously set in. :D </span>
Oh, no she's repeating herself, you people must have shocked her. :oQuote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 October 2003 - 18:54
my penis fell off years ago. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/bawling.gif
why do men talk about the size of their man hood?
us girls dont sit around talking about the size of our bits. :P
i suggest you stop <span style='color:purple'>smoking for a while, the paranoia has obviously set in. :D </span>
Thank you OMC.Quote:
Originally posted by oldmancan@17 October 2003 - 10:41
Clocker,
Good to see you taking matters into your own hands. How much IT matters is up to you and Anna! Annamiller!!
Your a "big" man to admit a shortcoming and then actively seek a way to compensate. Don't worry about what the uninformed bystanders think. They don't know your bittersweet anguish. Oh, Anna! Annamiller!! she has sorely wounded the might Clocker.
Another option might be some kinda slip on prosthetic. Not much good for you I'm sure, but if the whole point is to satisfy Anna! Annamiller!! then I'm sure that's good enogh for you.
Don't forget that as you pointed out she has displayed her incredible sensibility in her posts. Perhaps you worry for naught, she may be more sensible than worldly.
ps That shop-vac don't forget to remove the macerator attachment, should yo go that route.
edit -ps
Now you see people? This is exactly the kind of sensible and constructive advice I was hoping to recieve.
The slip on prosthetic is my fallback option should the Vacuum Enlargement method inexplicably fail.
As I enjoy wood carving, I was thinking of whittling a replica of a donkey dong out of some suitable wood. This would have many advantages, although, as you have already noted, my satisfaction would be more mental than otherwise.
It is a sacrifuce I would make gladly for anna!annamiller!.
bum! :huh:
i did it again??!!!
(im sure its the puters fault. :rolleyes: )
soopaman, you know thats just crazy talk right? :D
Thank you OMC.Quote:
Originally posted by clocker+17 October 2003 - 18:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 17 October 2003 - 18:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-oldmancan@17 October 2003 - 10:41
Clocker,
Good to see you taking matters into your own hands. How much IT matters is up to you and Anna! Annamiller!!
Your a "big" man to admit a shortcoming and then actively seek a way to compensate. Don't worry about what the uninformed bystanders think. They don't know your bittersweet anguish. Oh, Anna! Annamiller!! she has sorely wounded the might Clocker.
Another option might be some kinda slip on prosthetic. Not much good for you I'm sure, but if the whole point is to satisfy Anna! Annamiller!! then I'm sure that's good enogh for you.
Don't forget that as you pointed out she has displayed her incredible sensibility in her posts. Perhaps you worry for naught, she may be more sensible than worldly.
ps That shop-vac don't forget to remove the macerator attachment, should yo go that route.
edit -ps
Now you see people? This is exactly the kind of sensible and constructive advice I was hoping to recieve.
The slip on prosthetic is my fallback option should the Vacuum Enlargement method inexplicably fail.
As I enjoy wood carving, I was thinking of whittling a replica of a donkey dong out of some suitable wood. This would have many advantages, although, as you have already noted, my satisfaction would be more mental than otherwise.
It is a sacrifuce I would make gladly for anna!annamiller!. [/b][/quote]
Make sure you whittle it out of Anne Teak wood.
Damn.Quote:
Originally posted by clocker@17 October 2003 - 11:50
I am assuming that he is endowed in a normal ( 12-14 " range) way.
What a disappointment to find I am normal. :(