You're going to want to hold onto your bananas for this one

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09-02-2011, 05:01 PM
Quarterquack

Re: You're going to want to hold onto your bananas for this one

Translation for Squirtilicious: Nein. I will not say Nein.
09-02-2011, 06:20 PM
mjmacky

Re: You're going to want to hold onto your bananas for this one

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Rings

I included a smiley. It's as amorphous to the English language as juxtaposing random German words mid-conversation. I deserve, at the very least, acknowledgement of that deprecative bastardizing effort, when faced with the taxing task of being grammatically astute, at the whims of the gender that earnt RejectofAllah's undying protest.

About as dissociated as numbers, but it's gut.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Translation for Squirtilicious: Nine. I will not say Nine.

~~/spellcheck~~
/spell check
09-03-2011, 08:56 AM
Squeamous

Re: You're going to want to hold onto your bananas for this one

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Rings

I included a smiley. It's as amorphous to the English language as juxtaposing random German words mid-conversation. I deserve, at the very least, acknowledgement of that deprecative bastardizing effort, when faced with the taxing task of being grammatically astute, at the whims of the gender that earnt RejectofAllah's undying protest.

I'm the first to admit I'm a bit of a dickhead, but thankfully just having a vagina seems to more than make up for it. Guess I'm just lucky!
09-03-2011, 01:35 PM
Quarterquack

Re: You're going to want to hold onto your bananas for this one

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm the first to admit I'm a bit of a dickhead, but thankfully just having a vagina seems to more than make up for it. Guess I'm just lucky!

Actually, if guys need the vagina to tolerate you, they've got this whole thing backwards.
I like you. There's about two and a half women where I live that can stand their own in a conversation. You seem to handle yourself just fine.

Also, allow me to fix one thing for you: I'm proud of being a dickhead. It gives me an incredible amount of satisfaction knowing I've pushed someone to the edge of turning the exchange between us into a borderline monkey spar, as confirmation of the difference in levels of wit.

Hope you can read between the lines to find that insult. :yes:
09-03-2011, 04:51 PM
Squeamous

Re: You're going to want to hold onto your bananas for this one

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm the first to admit I'm a bit of a dickhead, but thankfully just having a vagina seems to more than make up for it. Guess I'm just lucky!

Actually, if guys need the vagina to tolerate you, they've got this whole thing backwards.
I like you. There's about two and a half women where I live that can stand their own in a conversation. You seem to handle yourself just fine.

Also, allow me to fix one thing for you: I'm proud of being a dickhead. It gives me an incredible amount of satisfaction knowing I've pushed someone to the edge of turning the exchange between us into a borderline monkey spar, as confirmation of the difference in levels of wit.

Hope you can read between the lines to find that insult. :yes:

What are you fixing for me? I said that I was a dickhead, not that you weren't proud of being one.
Apart from that, great post.
09-03-2011, 06:49 PM
mjmacky

Re: You're going to want to hold onto your bananas for this one

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

What are you fixing for me? I said that I was a dickhead, not that you weren't proud of being one.
Apart from that, great post.

No I think he was just saying you talk pretty good for a broad

/instigation
09-03-2011, 08:47 PM
Squeamous

Re: You're going to want to hold onto your bananas for this one

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

What are you fixing for me? I said that I was a dickhead, not that you weren't proud of being one.
Apart from that, great post.

No I think he was just saying you talk pretty good for a broad

/instigation

Yeah I got that bit. The art of conversation is a dying one for both sexes unfortunately, but it is sad that a man should find it noteworthy if a woman is on an intellectual par with him, isn't it? Not sure if I should be offended for my sex or flattered at the compliment.
09-04-2011, 07:10 AM
Quarterquack

Re: You're going to want to hold onto your bananas for this one

Quote:

Originally Posted by mjmacky

No I think he was just saying you talk pretty good for a broad

/instigation

That wasn't the insult, but nice move, Macky. :(

I had a play on words about the monkey-spar bit. Squeamous found it adamantly necessary to argue about monkey genetics with me in the past.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Yeah I got that bit. The art of conversation is a dying one for both sexes unfortunately, but it is sad that a man should find it noteworthy if a woman is on an intellectual par with him, isn't it? Not sure if I should be offended for my sex or flattered at the compliment.

Flattered. Round where I live, in America's white cap, I can actually only name one (guy) friend who is entertaining to talk to. The intelligence ratio is staggering. That low-balls even the two ladies and the midget I was talking about earlier. Both genders share the blame, really.

Off-topic: Anyone ever notice that a white cap, brown jeans clash horrifically with a red, white and blue shirt?
09-04-2011, 09:34 AM
Squeamous

Re: You're going to want to hold onto your bananas for this one

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Rings

That wasn't the insult, but nice move, Macky. :(

I had a play on words about the monkey-spar bit. Squeamous found it adamantly necessary to argue about monkey genetics with me in the past.

Oh, I didn't get that bit! I wasn't sparring with you in that debate. You can tell when I'm sparring because I'm happy to go on and on just for the mental exercise. If I just start ignoring you it's because you're indefatigably wrong or an idiot.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Flattered. Round where I live, in America's white cap, I can actually only name one (guy) friend who is entertaining to talk to. The intelligence ratio is staggering. That low-balls even the two ladies and the midget I was talking about earlier. Both genders share the blame, really.

Off-topic: Anyone ever notice that a white cap, brown jeans clash horrifically with a red, white and blue shirt?

Hang on.....I can't get that image out of my head now. Stupidity I can handle but not poor taste :ermm:
09-04-2011, 03:22 PM
Quarterquack

Re: You're going to want to hold onto your bananas for this one

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Hang on.....I can't get that image out of my head now. Stupidity I can handle but not poor taste :ermm:

I agree, Geography needs to up its game.

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