Re: An old Steve Jobs hommage
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Darth Rings
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Yes indeed, you two would make a perfect duo. Macky could say something astute, and you could claim it for the "both" of you... :rolleyes:
Honestly, it is a in improvement on the loose arrangement you have now- Macky says something interesting, then you eat your socks.
Your hard-on for Paul Polman is showing.
Also, let me tell you a short story. I was once at a friend's house. I liked that friend very much. Then he got a cat. And I don't like
Felis Catus very much. Then the cat started nibbling my socks. And I hated her even more. At first I made a joke about how the cat enjoyed the taste of Calvin Kleins, and was therefore more pretentious and conceited than the owner gave her credit for. But then that cat did it all the time, as if to spite at me. I eventually kicked the cat, and the owner had to throw me out of the house before I ruined his dinner any further by inducing an immune response and ruining the tenderness of the cat's flesh. Anyway, moral of the story is, given your fascination with the world of my socks and their fate is, I've arrived at the only logical conclusion, and I got there using the tried and tested method of hypothesis testing. You're clearly a gigantic pussy.
Your logic is as twisted as your fingers. :yup:
Re: An old Steve Jobs hommage
What we have learned from your story:
You blame the holes in your socks to a "cat attack" instead of owning up to your sock chewing habit (we've ALL seen you do it, on NUMEROUS occasions).
You have an insatiable desire for over-priced men's undergarments and (likely) Calvin Kline's gay models.
You are a dick at parties.
People like cats more than they like you.
You are more pretentious and conceited than the cat's owner gave you credit for.
You aren't as clever, or funny as anyone else in The Lounge- including the 5 post noob.
Re: An old Steve Jobs hommage
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Originally Posted by
Darth Rings
Your hard-on for Paul Polman is showing.
Also, let me tell you a short story. I was once at a friend's house. I liked that friend very much. Then he got a cat. And I don't like Felis Catus very much. Then the cat started nibbling my socks. And I hated her even more. At first I made a joke about how the cat enjoyed the taste of Calvin Kleins, and was therefore more pretentious and conceited than the owner gave her credit for. But then that cat did it all the time, as if to spite at me. I eventually kicked the cat, and the owner had to throw me out of the house before I ruined his dinner any further by inducing an immune response and ruining the tenderness of the cat's flesh. Anyway, moral of the story is, given your fascination with the world of my socks and their fate is, I've arrived at the only logical conclusion, and I got there using the tried and tested method of hypothesis testing. You're clearly a gigantic pussy.
Besides the obvious point that I would never invite you to my home under any circumstances,if you kicked my cat I would not only throw you out of my house but I would also punch you in your pretentious face.
Anyway the poor cat was probably only attracted to you socks being the reservoir for your masturbatory man spunk that they are.So if there is anyone to blame it's your parents.
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It's becoming more obvious all the time- Rings wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if it bit him on the toe. :noes:
Re: An old Steve Jobs hommage
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megabyteme
People like cats more than they like you.
I like cats more than I like people, is that not a common thing?
Re: An old Steve Jobs hommage
From what I've experienced, people tend to be either cat-lovers, or have a strong dislike for them. I haven't met too many people who would describe their feelings for cats as, "they're OK".
What I was pointing out was that Rings got ejected, and the cat got to enjoy the rest of the party... Good call, IMO.
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In fact, it's a great piece of art. I truly love it. And I'm sorry if I came off more pressing than my usual self.
Got any other work to share, Bieco?
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Thank you Darth, yes there's some more here www.illustraweb.net and here www.rickandjoshua.com
Re: An old Steve Jobs hommage
Gee wasn't that an irritating website to go and view, is illustraweb a work in progress or did you plan to piss visitors off with your site design ?
Re: An old Steve Jobs hommage
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Artemis
Gee wasn't that an irritating website to go and view, is illustraweb a work in progress or did you plan to piss visitors off with your site design ?
Yeah, kind of...
Re: An old Steve Jobs hommage
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Biecoblu
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Artemis
Gee wasn't that an irritating website to go and view, is illustraweb a work in progress or did you plan to piss visitors off with your site design ?
Yeah, kind of...
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