i have an orsum story to tell

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Originally Posted by manker

Me either.
He'd just shave you pre-coitus.

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:O My whiskers!

I think it might be wise to re-calibrate the conversation with the language of love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuE3Y...eature=related

I know he would

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Originally Posted by Les

I think it might be wise to re-calibrate the conversation with the language of love

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I'm not sure if you mean this thread or your planned encountrement* with mulder :unsure:


*I learned that word from a surprisingly eloquent homosexual. I think using it makes me appear debonair.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Les

I think it might be wise to re-calibrate the conversation with the language of love

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I'm not sure if you mean this thread or your planned encountrement* with mulder :unsure:


*I learned that word from a surprisingly eloquent homosexual. I think using it makes me appear debonair.

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I'd almost forgotten subtlety until you came back.

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm not sure if you mean this thread or your planned encountrement* with mulder :unsure:
*I learned that word from a surprisingly eloquent homosexual. I think using it makes me appear debonair.

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Still waiting on encourtening those pics, mate. It's not like you even need to zip the files.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Les

I think it might be wise to re-calibrate the conversation with the language of love

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I'm not sure if you mean this thread or your planned encountrement* with mulder :unsure:




*I learned that word from a surprisingly eloquent homosexual. I think using it makes me appear debonair.

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There is no encountrement (classy) on the horizon (I earnestly pray) However, I thought a distraction of the eminently "wouldable" variety might ensure that Mulder was fully grounded in his heterosexuality. I'm sure that is where he is happiest even though does like to visit surprise bum secks upon the poor lassies.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm not sure if you mean this thread or your planned encountrement* with mulder :unsure:




*I learned that word from a surprisingly eloquent homosexual. I think using it makes me appear debonair.

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There is no encountrement (classy) on the horizon (I earnestly pray) However, I thought a distraction of the eminently "wouldable" variety might ensure that Mulder was fully grounded in his heterosexuality. I'm sure that is where he is happiest even though does like to visit surprise bum secks upon the poor lassies.

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Yeah but in all fairness he does wait until after the third date before smashing their back doors in.

A true gent :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

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I'm not sure if you mean this thread or your planned encountrement* with mulder :unsure:
*I learned that word from a surprisingly eloquent homosexual. I think using it makes me appear debonair.

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Still waiting on encourtening those pics, mate. It's not like you even need to zip the files.

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Call me Nerdy McGeekboi if you like but I'm not sure there is much benefit in compressing jpegs.

I digress. I'm stalling for time. You appear to be the romantic sort and I just want a change from monogamy induced relentless onanism.
I don't know if this will work out after all.

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah but in all fairness he does wait until after the third date before smashing their back doors in.

A true gent :smilie4:

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I've heard he reads a chapter of Geoffrey of Monmouth's edifying Historia Regum Britanniae every night.

:lol: :lol:

In all honesty, I've no idea what that is. But I'm absolutely positive that you heard right.
He's just that kind of guy.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Still waiting on encourtening those pics, mate. It's not like you even need to zip the files.

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Call me Nerdy McGeekboi if you like but I'm not sure there is much benefit in compressing jpegs.

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I'm feeling like you either misread his post or that I'm missing something obvious