:unsure: no
What an odd turn of events.
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:unsure: no
What an odd turn of events.
Go on.... you know you secretly want to ask for the sandwich back. :naughty: You're just too straight laced to admit that you want to smear it all over yourself. :blink:
It's a thread about old jokes, grammar, awkward compliments, currently living Beatles members, fecal sandwiches (as well as rejecting the consumption of), and last but not least, irony. It's also about, as I attempted to enforce, commas, lots and lots of commas.
I think someone on here once berated me for using too many commas. I think I was hoping that when people read my prose they would imagine a distinguished professor, sat on a Chesterfield in a book-lined study, fingers pressed together in careful contemplation of his forthcoming pearls of wisdom. But I just looked like some chick with a retardation in sentence structure.
Hey, I just heard some news. Sorry to hear about your retardation, here's a card.
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/sniggerz
You see Manky, now he's just pulling my pigtails in an attempt to convince everyone he doesn't want to bear my children. but I know the truth. Oh yes.
Yeah so I got as far as 'my pigtails' and my mind's eye pulled me off in a different direction entirely.
I'll be in my bunk :ermm: