Non fuck giver

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Yes and the really disturbing part is that it talks back.

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Sorry to tell you, that's no peen. Your penis is already dead, and has been replaced by a dopplewanger. :yikes:

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And lately he's taken to hanging out with a bad crowd.I'm afraid that he might have become a dopplegangwanger.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Sorry to tell you, that's no peen. Your penis is already dead, and has been replaced by a dopplewanger. :yikes:

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And lately he's taken to hanging out with a bad crowd.I'm afraid that he might have become a dopplegangwanger.

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:lol::lol::lol::glagpinch: Having a shit day, and REALLY needed that good laugh. :happy:

EDIT- You should have been tipped off sooner due to it being black and having a gold-lined pee hole.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

:lol::lol::lol::glagpinch: Having a shit day, and REALLY needed that good laugh. :happy:

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The joy of my success is tempered by the understanding that given enough darts even a blind man will occasionally hit the bullseye.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

:lol::lol::lol::glagpinch: Having a shit day, and REALLY needed that good laugh. :happy:

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The joy of my success is tempered by the understanding that given enough darts even a blind man will occasionally hit the bullseye.

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Even sadder, is that before he managed to do that, he killed off all his witnesses. There's a proverb in there somewhere about giving a blind man steel tipped darts.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Even sadder, is that before he managed to do that, he killed off all his witnesses. There's a proverb in there somewhere about giving a blind man steel tipped darts.

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What if he was in a forest?

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Even sadder, is that before he managed to do that, he killed off all his witnesses. There's a proverb in there somewhere about giving a blind man steel tipped darts.

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What if he was in a forest?

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I imagine he'd be knocking down trees.

With or without a paddle?

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by Artemis

You talk to your penis? :bag:

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Yes and the really disturbing part is that it talks back.

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Must be difficult to understand what is it saying while it's inside your mouth :pinch:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

With or without a paddle?

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I'm not certain if he even made it that far up the creek yet.