I'm a pathetic mess

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Originally Posted by manker

So, Mary. How come you started thinking about this girl. What was the train of thought that led you to risk life and limb and drive just to get to her.

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Her manifestation was one of pure chance. I was driving on the smaller roads on my return home and happened by her old neighborhood, took a small detour to swing by. I was baffled by it so much that I created this thread shortly after arriving home.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I thought Mary was married? If so let's theorize on why his marriage is apparently falling apart.

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No need Idol, might as well let you in on the fact that my marriage fell apart several years ago. I just happen to be living with her and have a sort of roommate/friend relationship with her. I just still refer to her as the wife for simplicity's sake.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

So, Mary. How come you started thinking about this girl. What was the train of thought that led you to risk life and limb and drive just to get to her.

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Her manifestation was one of pure chance. I was driving on the smaller roads on my return home and happened by her old neighborhood, took a small detour to swing by. I was baffled by it so much that I created this thread shortly after arriving home.

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it sounds less good now u r sober.
Your first post > the above post

Also, I lol'd at the excellent driver thing :schnauz:

Drunken plans always sound less gooder when you are sober. :dabs:

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Originally Posted by manker

it sounds less good now u r sober.
Your first post > the above post

Also, I lol'd at the excellent driver thing :schnauz:

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You know what they say about perspectives, right? Shove 'em up your asshole.

I know what I say about perspectives and since I fully appreciate the concept, what 'they' say is of little moment.
I prefer your invective when it paints a more disturbing picture in my mind's eye.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

What does a Brit know about safe driving? You crazies drive on the wrong side of the road when you are completely sober. :fear:

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I may not have driven for 10 years, and may still be classed as perfectly capable of operating a ve-hi-cle, but I passed with only 4 minor faults, so you can shove it up yer bum.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Actually, the more incredible part of my post involves the Brits being completely sober.

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I am actually drunk right now, but you can still shove it up yer bum.

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Originally Posted by manker

Why does it always have to be me who asks the difficult questions so that we, as a group, can delve into Mary's psyche.
She might stop liking me so much unless some of you guise take a turn.

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So, Mary. How come you started thinking about this girl. What was the train of thought that led you to risk life and limb and drive just to get to her.
Are you alright.
Did you drive all night.

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Originally Posted by manker

Mary spends a lot of time on the internets. I bet the wife doesn't like that, wives don't internets.
Maybe Mary should get a life and get laid.

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The internet, like golf, is just the symptom. You never meet anyone doing either excessively who is happily married. Ditto toilets, allotments and sheds come to think of it. The places men run to avoid us :no:

Us? I do the running, you filthy pedal.
Stop catagorising me as a gbf or something else :fist:

Were you rly drunk at like eleven btw?
That's a bit naughty.

Would it make things simpler to just say I'm a married bachelor? Not the psychological archetype, just the matter-of-fact type.