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No excuses either, I've already artistically depicted it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You can't tell the difference between my heartfelt ones and my sarcy ones! I thought Idol was a bit sensitive over something so I responded in a comforting way. I thought :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Anyway, I don't need to measure my cawk size with the rest of you on the forever ever fred because we all know my schlong is biggest :happy:
I thought I could, but I clearly can't.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousYou can't tell the difference between my heartfelt ones and my sarcy ones! I thought Idol was a bit sensitive over something so I responded in a comforting way. I thought :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
And if I can't, what hope do the rest of the relatively inferior male species have.
You're going to have to work on your self-expression, or you'll end up living on your own with 17 cats in a lighthouse :no:
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Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Originally Posted by manker
When I write on here I seem to do it in a perfunctory monotone. I don't know how to fix it. How about you lend me some of your ENFP social skills?
I'm basically a product of the television shows I watch.Quote:
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Originally Posted by manker
When I write on here I seem to do it in a perfunctory monotone. I don't know how to fix it. How about you lend me some of your ENFP social skills?
I'll send you a usb stick filled with shows containing characters I recognise in myself; BSG, Vampire Diaries, The Incredible Horse Cock, Angel and The Walking Dead should do the trick.
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Originally Posted by mjmacky
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One of those is fictitious. You can't fool me, I have a degree :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Is that me? Why do I look like the lead singer of Korn?Quote:
For some reason I thought that said Vampire Dairies, and I thought that was pretty interesting, vampires milking blood out of people like people milk cows ....
What, is this like a question you ask yourself every morning? I used actual reference material from the Gay Beard Club to make this.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWhy do I look like the lead singer of Korn?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Originally Posted by mjmackyWhat, is this like a question you ask yourself every morning? I used actual reference material from the Gay Beard Club to make this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
My best friend's favourite phrase she likes to say to me is 'what's the matter with you, did you get fucked in the ear again? Stop letting guys fuck you in the ear. You're so fucking stupid.'
So, I'm drawing the line here. Stop tickling my eardrum you pervert.