Let's step back here for one moment. Baseball is a sport? :blink:
This definition must come from the same people trying to get poker and checkers umbrella'd under that same category, too.
Spoiler: ShowMerkins. :dry:
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Let's step back here for one moment. Baseball is a sport? :blink:
This definition must come from the same people trying to get poker and checkers umbrella'd under that same category, too.
Spoiler: ShowMerkins. :dry:
I didn't choose a bigger, more rounded vegetable because I put myself into the horse whisperer's mind and decided he would probably choose an item which would most closely resemble the head of a stallion's cawk such that the mare might be more conducive.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'm not much of an eggplant man myself, but is it rigid enough to be incorporated into sex practices? The way I'm imagining it, it's one Kegel flex away from Baba ghanoush.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisIt was the first large and not particularly ballistic shaped vegetable that popped into his fuzzy little mind, the basic premise was something unfeasibly large to stick up a horses vagina, although an aubergine was probably not ambitious enough, it would probably fit imho (no I have no urge to do any field trials, I will supply the horse and the ambulance, you can find a suitableQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
moroncandidate). I personally would have leaned somewhere towards huge, maybe watermelon or a nice big pumpkin perhaps?
Having never seen one of those close up, I decided an aubergine might fit the bill (or the vagina, as the case may be).
I will, of course, bow to the knowledge of experts in the field. I am, at best, an enthusiastic amateur.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=5123986Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
If they had this on live TV, along with sausage-eating contests and "timber-sports"... I guess its no holds barred.. :glag:
:weep: At least it has more action than baseball...Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalalahttp://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=5123986Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
If they had this on live TV, along with sausage-eating contests and "timber-sports"... I guess its no holds barred.. :glag:
You're excusing yourself for being wet behind the ears on horse cock, but don't deny any expertise on jerping.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
'jerping' :lol:
I don't think letting slip that I know what the approximate dimensions of an aubergine are qualifies me as an expert in the field.
Having said that, I imagine getting one to fit up your arse needs repeated anal instruction.
If you need to know more, Dr. Squeams is in practice later.
She practices psychology, isn't it a bit aggressive to go there without so much as a one or two fingered rectal exam?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
She also tortures mice. I'm sure she'd have no qualms about tossing one of those in at no charge.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyShe practices psychology, isn't it a bit aggressive to go there without so much as a one or two fingered rectal exam?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's hardcore, don't they chew aggressively?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeShe also tortures mice. I'm sure she'd have no qualms about tossing one of those in at no charge.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You'll be safe.
They have all their teeth removed to find out whether L'Oreal shower gel can cause cancer in leopards. Or something equally pointless.