Manky!

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Originally Posted by Squeams

You're a silly boy. You could have had your stag do around mine! :evil:

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Around your what :o



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Just how big is your whisker biscuit

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I thought I'd hog-tie him, hang him from the ceiling by elastic and use his weight to aid my thrusting motion, since I'm not quite used to the strap-on yet.

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Some guys get really upset when their pornos turn into comedy, but not me, tickling my funny bone gives me just as much pleasure as tickling the other bone.

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Originally Posted by manker

Around your what :o



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Just how big is your whisker biscuit

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You can fit a dart board and a full size Snooker table in there.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Some guys get really upset when their pornos turn into comedy, but not me, tickling my funny bone gives me just as much pleasure as tickling the other bone.

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I wasn't joking :mellow:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I wasn't joking :mellow:

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I didn't imply there was one :naughty:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I wasn't joking :mellow:

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I didn't imply there was one :naughty:

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If you're implying I'm not funny that's not very funny :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I didn't imply there was one :naughty:

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If you're implying I'm not funny that's not very funny :snooty:

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OK, Mary5, I am a nice guy so I'll elaborate. I find amusement in your sexual shenanigans while safely watching from a distance :balustrade:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

OK, Mary5, I am a nice guy so I'll elaborate. I find amusement in your sexual shenanigans while safely watching from a distance :balustrade:

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Stop looking at my ankles you pervert.

Oh yeah baby, put some torsion on the fabric.

I'm getting my wellies!!