Damn it, I so wanna have sex with a beautiful woman now

So I did :P

I've often considered charging, but isn't charging someone for the pleasure of being raped a bit cheeky?

nah, getting paid for your hobby is like the pinnacle of the human experience or something else.

That's an interesting way to view OlegL :pinch:

I need to get to know someone before I can have sex with them otherwise I just can't relax and I'll be really shy and timid.
Cockpix please Oleg!

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That's an interesting way to view OlegL :pinch:

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Yes.

I expect he's a veritable iron curtain between the land of the professionals, and the enthusiastic amateurs of the field :mellow:

:lol:

Also, can you write manker on the shaft for verification porpoises.
It would do you no credit at all and might result in sex not being had if you posted someone else's cawk.

protip; if you think your cock won't stand up to scrutiny and will look kind of tiny in comparison with some of the gigantic ones Squeams has put inside of her lady garden, get someone with extremely small hands to hold it while you take the pic :smilie4:

I didn't notice ckrit had posted before me there, so my post obviously applies to Oleg and not ckrit. Which was kindof obvious as due to past Skype dealings I know that he could only fit mank before space becomes an issue.

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Yes.

I expect he's a veritable iron curtain between the land of the professionals, and the enthusiastic amateurs of the field :mellow:

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I reckon he's a total horn dog! Mentals always are.

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:lol:

Also, can you write manker on the shaft for verification porpoises.
It would do you no credit at all and might result in sex not being had if you posted someone else's cawk.

protip; if you think your cock won't stand up to scrutiny and will look kind of tiny in comparison with some of the gigantic ones Squeams has put inside of her lady garden, get someone with extremely small hands to hold it while you take the pic :smilie4:

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:smilie4:

I had one as small as 5 inches once. 5 inches, honestly, it barely scratched my tongue stud :dry:
If it's really small don't bother Oleg, it'll be like kicking a tin can down an alley.

When I say don't bother if it's less than 5 inches, I mean for a meaningless encounter. Obviously I'm prepared to put up with it if I care about a guy and his wallet is really big :happy:

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When I say don't bother if it's less than 5 inches, I mean for a meaningless encounter. Obviously I'm prepared to put up with it if I care about a guy and his wallet is really big :happy:

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