Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?

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Originally Posted by manker

Why is she mean?

And also; plz post pics of your hairy torso.

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She said she took hers out when 12 yo girls started having them :snooty:
I epilated recently so it's all smooth atm I'm afraid.

So she did. Well, she can't be in our über navel piercing gang, then :snooty:

And okay but make sure you do pre-epilation in a couple of days.

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Originally Posted by manker

So she did. Well, she can't be in our über navel piercing gang, then :snooty:

And okay but make sure you do pre-epilation in a couple of days.

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Oi, I'm not a hairy monkey, it'll take longer than that!
I bet Skweeks doesn't have random hairs growing out of HER perfect nipples :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I don't think it would be very attractive. I get the impression Mouldy's might be small but perfectly formed, whereas Oleg's will be some sort of dog peen/corkscrew monstrosity.

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Sigy! :happy:

I just checked I don't in fact have ahirs growing out of my nipples - I DO however have some stretch makrs on my boobs (result of breastfeeding). Does that make you feel better?

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I just checked I don't in fact have ahirs growing out of my nipples - I DO however have some stretch makrs on my boobs (result of breastfeeding). Does that make you feel better?

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NO! I have those too and I've never had babies!!

What about the fact I seem to be unable to spell today?
Ok erm...massive spot on the tip of my nose?

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I can tell you're lying from here :snooty:

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Wasn't lying :snooty:

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/2...er+get+in+here

Possibly the best thread evar posted that week.
Things to look out for in that thread besides my cawk/time/date pic:
Barbie besmirching me.
Mulder's cawk shape in his boxers.
Two of my most withering put-downs.
A joke about Mulder not being very tall.

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Yay, normally I get embarrassed by re-reading things I've posted from yesteryear, but in this thread I think I was pretty orsum :01:

:')

Those were the days.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

What about the fact I seem to be unable to spell today?
Ok erm...massive spot on the tip of my nose?

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Oh yes that's much better! :happy:

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:')

Those were the days.

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Ouch :lol: