is ziggy going to kill himself?

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by piercerseth

PROTIP: If you're budget-minded and environmentally concious use nitrogen instead.

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If I die from nitrogen inhalation, it is due to my kids' diapers. Not a suicide. I'm not going out like that willingly. :no:

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I thought a diaper emitted Ammonia, which is a mixture of nitrogen and hydrogen, giving a very pungent smell that can make the eyes water.

I'm sure Mary can give us the exact makeup of a child's diaper... :idunno:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I'm sure Mary can give us the exact makeup of a child's diaper... :idunno:

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Sure can, it's mostly filled with my semen.

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

If I die from nitrogen inhalation, it is due to my kids' diapers. Not a suicide. I'm not going out like that willingly. :no:

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I thought a diaper emitted Ammonia, which is a mixture of nitrogen and hydrogen, giving a very pungent smell that can make the eyes water.

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You forgot to mention mercaptan, a truly eye watering and often overlooked chemical, this plus hydrogen sulphide provide the lovely brew which emanates from a nice fresh steaming pile of.....

Add some bleach, and it becomes truly eye watering, as well as lung crushing.

I just meant straight up N2 gas. Like from a welding or brewery supply store, but I failed to realize with ziggy's trailer park situation he may not have money for a cylinder. He could always use the run your car in an enclosed space oldie but goldie. I've been told carbon monoxide poisoning has the added benefit of leaving your corpse with a rosy complection. No shit.

I ain't dieing like Africans.

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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

I ain't dieing like Africans.

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I'm sure if you ripped off and/or insulted your local Mexican drug lord, the ensuing hail of machine gun fire would quite efficiently remove you from the face of the earth. :blink:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

I'm sure if you ripped off and/or insulted your local Mexican drug lord, the ensuing hail of machine gun fire would quite efficiently remove you from the face of the earth. :blink:

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It would go something like this, methinks:

"Hey guy(s) on my mum, was this your last Yoo-hoo [beverage]?":dry: <---snarl to show your defiance.

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Originally Posted by piercerseth

[...]ziggy's trailer park situation he may not have money for a cylinder. He could always use the run your car in an enclosed space oldie but goldie.

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You obviously fail to grasp life in Ziggy's trailer park. If they had running cars, they'd be living someplace else.* Or would be selling them off for drugs.

Ziggy's trailer park is the one part of the US where Mexican family members try to escape and run back into Mexico.


*We won't even belabor the point of not having any enclosed spaces big enough to park a car in. Those are called "living rooms".