A warm glass of shut the hell up.
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A warm glass of shut the hell up.
I like a thing we call a "pint of cider"
It's a half pint of cider mixed with a half pint of cider.
:lol: :earl:
Best cawktail by a brazzilion miles. Only £3.50 ($88.95) too.
I like a mineral water. Half fizzy, half still.
Do you prefer the top half fizzy or the bottom.
I have you as a fizzy bottom man.
FFS I've turned into Noel fecking Edmonds.
House party at yours then.
Manker - "I was up my sister's last night ... wahey."
Not a good comment at a funeral.
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No that wan't it
Manker's Dad - "I was up your sister's last night"
Manker - "Wahey"
I stand by the rest of the story.
:lol:
I'm one man short in Dumbarton for this evening. Do you know anyone available at short notice.
I was downstairs in the bar here in Dublin, sat with work people and one of the natives at the next table turned to me and said kujuwaaamudrinfurusthere. I said sorry what? He said duyunojuswaamudrinijllbebaa. I said uwotm8? This went on for some time, turned out he needed a piss and wanted me to watch his drink. He could have just said that the first time :eyebrows:
I know lot's of men, though whether they would be "available" at short notice on a Saturday knight is another thing.
Are we talking some sort of gigolo type gig or something else.