Beard

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Not that I don't trust you, but you're going to have to explain it now, and please be completely off the mark.

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Get Set..... GOOOOOOOOO!:D

Oh wait.... Is that on the mark:unsure:

I really don't think he has any hair on his big head??:idunno:

:batman:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Dion could you please post a picture of your beard because I've be dying to see what your girlfriend looks like.

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:lol: :earl:

I honestly did.

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Originally Posted by shaina

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Not that I don't trust you, but you're going to have to explain it now, and please be completely off the mark.

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Get Set..... GOOOOOOOOO!:D

Oh wait.... Is that on the mark:unsure:

I really don't think he has any hair on his big head??:idunno:

:batman:

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If I had known using polite language could produce substantial results sooner, I wouldn't have relegated it exclusively to uses of sarcasm.

Anyways, I'm a joke explainer, so I'll perform my duty here.

A beard is a colloquial term that identifies a woman who a gay man dates as a prop to convince people he is straight.

Said female is acquired in lieu of growing an epic beard to prove manliness.

All of this is derived from our stereotypes of what defines gender.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

If I had known using polite language could produce substantial results sooner, I wouldn't have relegated it exclusively to uses of sarcasm.
Anyways, I'm a joke explainer, so I'll perform my duty here.
A beard is a colloquial term that identifies a woman who a gay man dates as a prop to convince people he is straight.
Said female is acquired in lieu of growing an epic beard to prove manliness.
All of this is derived from our stereotypes of what defines gender.

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What about Armpit hair?? Do you have an analogy about that??:unsure:
And if you could add in closing why some men wax or bleach around the sphincter area??:yup: And don't tell me it is for Aerodynamics:)

PS. Dions comments of shaving his balls/testicles had nothing to do with Idols viewing request?:unsure:

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Originally Posted by shaina

What about Armpit hair?? Do you have an analogy about that??:unsure:
And if you could add in closing why some men wax or bleach around the sphincter area??:yup: And don't tell me it is for Aerodynamics:)

PS. Dions comments of shaving his balls/testicles had nothing to do with Idols viewing request?:unsure:

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If you ever had to suffer the draining experience of my company, you would have to acquiesce to the fact that I fit the role of a genius. Despite that depressing scenario of a foretold realization, the term is not my invention, and I'm no follicle of knowledge with respect to hirsute colloquialisms.

Also, at some point, all of us have shaved our balls once or watched some pornography, so I doubt that any of us currently maintain curiosities for silken pouches.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by shaina

What about Armpit hair?? Do you have an analogy about that??:unsure:
And if you could add in closing why some men wax or bleach around the sphincter area??:yup: And don't tell me it is for Aerodynamics:)

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If you ever had to suffer the draining experience of my company, you would have to acquiesce to the fact that I fit the role of a genius. Despite that depressing scenario of a foretold realization, the term is not my invention, and I'm no follicle of knowledge with respect to hirsute colloquialisms.
Also, at some point, all of us have shaved our balls once or watched some pornography, so I doubt that any of us currently maintain curiosities for silken pouches.

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I was actually just kidding:lol: Your explanation was quite accurate , but getting any interpretation from you is always fun to read:D
So the answers to the questions are still outstanding, and i will be waiting for a great insightful opinion/explanation??

PS. I still shave my balls and watch porn;):afro:

Complimenting an egotist is like give a handgun to a monkey.
It doesn't matter how good your intentions were.You know it can't end well.:no:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Complimenting an egotist is like give a handgun to a monkey.
It doesn't matter how good your intentions were.You know it can't end well.:no:

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You mean a egotist monkey that doesn't know how to push a friend button??:whistling

Friend to no man,hero to us all.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Friend to no man,hero to us all.

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Who's quote is that from history??