The Awkward Thread

*barfs out a window*

*giggle nervously and pees himself*

*runs into a wall*

*slips up from UKMans wee puddle*

:slips on my shit pile:

mumbles: this anyone's floor? *steps out and takes deep breath*

*avoids eye contact*

*wishes samsamsamsam good night*

*smiles at a joke I remembered then see's everone looking at me and points at the ceiling*

*smells his fart and wishes the ground would open up and swallow him*