Say something Sexy

Fook me, my fart smells

Fuck her in her tight little ass, teabag my balls, the balls are where? In her mouth.

What's that?........Can I touch it?

And what are those? May I squeeze them? :01:

Jonno :cool:

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. :cool:

Here's a trowel, go take some of your make up off

:o

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

baby i don't care who you are, you're coming home with me tonight ;)

darling, you've got the kind of ass cheeks i could use as a pillow

I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission fee. :cool:

my patient asked me one day "doctor, if i had some nuts hanging on the wall, would that make them wallnuts?"

i said "yes"

she asked, "doctor, if i had nuts on my chest, would that make them chest nuts?"

i said "why of course my dear"

then she asked "so if i had nuts on my chin, would that make them chin nuts?"

i replied "no bitch that would mean you'd have a dick in your mouth!"