[GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

I've followed your guide setp-by-step but my computer still won't start what should I do now :huh:

note:the pussy that came with it said this is how it's supposed to look,I'm not so sure :dry:

http://img79.exs.cx/img79/292/StupidComputer.jpg

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Robert00000000 is helping me co-author that guide. He is an expert in turning things off.

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Damn, that Robert00000000 is smart cos i can't figure out how to do that. Its prolly cos i only have 5 zero's :(

I've been trying to switch off this machine but the chick keeps saying 'Stop pressing my nipples' and hits me :huh:

Sorry guys,

A rogue cat turned my computer off and without the benefit of my helpful guide it took me ages to get back online.

thank god uve returned. manker is in some serious trouble cheese and it looks as though ur the only one with the proper knowledge to save the day

Does anyone have a guide on how to read threads?

This should be pinned in hardwareworld :lol:

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Does anyone have a guide on how to read threads?

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I think BAwa is working on that one :huh:

Maybe you could write a second part on laptops?
Had to call the support line for mine this very afternoon...
Those buggers want 20 euros now! :angry:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Maybe you could write a second part on laptops?
Had to call the support line for mine this very afternoon...
Those buggers want 20 euros now! :angry:

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Could you not turn it on? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by DanB

I have just recommended your guide to be pinned via the report system :)

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The thread reporting mechanism is not a toy. http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/whack.gif