Where Did This Hour Come From?

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Originally Posted by lilmiss

Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Jason Thirsk, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Al Wilson, Les Harvey, Brian Jones, Johnny Kidd, Jimmy McCulloch and Ron Mckernan all died at 27. :01:



:whistling

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Tis a tricky age. Quite how I survived I am not sure. :)

Note: Nick Drake only made it to 26 but he was always ahead of the game.

Still not entirely convinced re: the age bit though! :dry:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Still not entirely convinced re: the age bit though! :dry:

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:blink:
I wish I was lying.




I'm off to write a poem for someones birthday tomorrow.
What rhymes with castration? :shifty:

Laceration :01:

Kind of a synonym too, if you think about it :pain:

Rather horribly, masturbation sprung to mind.

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That'll do it, tanks Manker. :D
Any other similar words will help.



Carnage, malevolent, scurrilious, chloroform, delusion, effeminate, and "jumping up and down on your nut sack", shall also be added. :whistling

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Rather horribly, masturbation sprung to mind.

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You're doing it all wrong. :P

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Originally Posted by lilmiss

You're doing it all wrong. :P

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:( Not the sugar tongs then? Hey Ho! - back to the drawing board. :frusty:

Ouch. :ermm:



I've finished my poem, but I'm having trouble with one word.
I need an offensive word, that rhymes with "swine". :helpsmili

Whine?

Good one, but it doesn't fit the sentance. :01:


"Theres not much else to say,
But, happy birthday you f*cking.....?"


:D