Fairy Tale

Unfortunately Lidl's was already preparing for Easter and so Jonno got a job as a bunny gurl.

Where he gained maximum tippage in his cleavage area mainly from bikers and truckers. Hooters were so impressed they employed him full-time, and he was renamed "Pinkie".

Pinkie was a bright young girl but living in the wrong place,
after she read harry potter she got a job at mac Donalds to earn some money
the months passed and she got promoted to head french fry shuffler and earned enough
money to get her own apartment.
Where she could finally...

Realize her dream of making the big cash without too much effort as a drag porn queen. One evening while working s/he...

had an epiphany...a spiritutal flash so blinding, that s/he decided right then and there to give up the one thing, s/he loved more than anything in life...


Peace bd

The scene switches to a dejected looking Pinkie/Jonno standing over a metal bin filled with Dire Straits and Def Leppard LPs.

"Farewell shit rock" s/he cries "My soul is torn asunder!!1"

Pinkie/Jonno stares on as the vinyl melts into oblivion :crying:

As his record collection went up in flames, he gave a joyous "woot" at finally being free from ear drum popping music, noting to play The Village People loudly as soon as he returned to his trailer.

Then reality sets in, as s/he notices a familar odor of head cheese and failure.
I suppose I should of taken the albums out of the trailer before I set them on fire...(s/he sighs)

What shall I do with my life?...

Peace bd

That last question was soon interupted by

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Antonio Banderas who picks her up in his sweaty latino arms and
jumps onto "Lucia" his white stallion (which fits perfectly between his legs)

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Together they rode of to the nearest chav wrestling match
cauz Antonio needed a wrestling partner


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