Re: You will indeed go to hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior!
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You will indeed go to hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior!
prove it.
Re: You will indeed go to hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savi
I nominate Kitty Kate for the most inappropriate usage of the purple smiley face posticon in the month of Jan 2005.
Re: You will indeed go to hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savi
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
prove it.
*Kills Mr. Mulder and watches him get sucked into the gates of hell* Mwahahaha Is that proof enough for you?
Re: You will indeed go to hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior!
Re: You will indeed go to hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior!
Heaven seems too easy to get into nowadays - all you have to do is confess?
maybe they should enforce a height restriction or something
Re: You will indeed go to hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior!
Hmm not sure about that one. Aren't most evil dictators and old ladies quite short.
Re: You will indeed go to hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savi
Goblins are little too.
Maybe some sort of measuring chart, like they have on rollercoasters, could be used.
Re: You will indeed go to hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior!
We could ban all short people from heaven. It would be great especially as there would be no kids. It would mean that my boyfriend wouldn't be able to go but we all have to make sacrifices.
Re: You will indeed go to hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savi
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Originally Posted by Kitty Kate
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Nice first post :lol:
welcome :)
Re: You will indeed go to hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savi
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Originally Posted by ginguar
We could ban all short people from heaven. It would be great especially as there would be no kids. It would mean that my boyfriend wouldn't be able to go but we all have to make sacrifices.
You're boyfriend is a kid :blink:
Tall or not, you're off to hell greeby.